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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Apr 17, 2010 7:46:00 GMT -5
Who are you? Tell us your story.
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Post by Allyson on Apr 17, 2010 9:17:12 GMT -5
Hi I'm Allyson.
My story's changed quite a bit since 2008 so I shall do intro 2.0. I'm 23, grew up in Jersey, and recently moved to Maryland for work a few months ago. I work for the Army and I have the capability (and the balls) to blow up your neighborhood if I want to. I think that's all you need to know for now.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Apr 17, 2010 11:18:53 GMT -5
Hi I'm Allyson. My story's changed quite a bit since 2008 so I shall do intro 2.0. I'm 23, grew up in Jersey, and recently moved to Maryland for work a few months ago. I work for the Army and I have the capability (and the balls) to blow up your neighborhood if I want to. I think that's all you need to know for now. Don't forget that Allyson is also the reigning MVP. Respect that shit. |
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Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Apr 17, 2010 16:18:33 GMT -5
My name is John. I run a website for a radio show. I live in the Grand Rapids area. I'm the alter-ego or the little red devil on someones shoulder.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Apr 17, 2010 16:33:10 GMT -5
My name is John. I run a website for a radio show. I live in the Grand Rapids area. I'm the alter-ego or the little red devil on someones shoulder. Funny. He is no longer around to fuck with. You can tell the truth. |
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Post by Rebel on Apr 17, 2010 20:30:56 GMT -5
I'm Steve. Currently, I'm this board's bitch. That should bother me, but I rather enjoy the punishment. I podcast because I live in a FBHW-free zone, but I won't specify where in case I piss Allyson off. I fall into at least three categories that are ridiculed on the show on a regular basis.
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Post by Jiggy on Apr 18, 2010 0:00:43 GMT -5
'Sup! I'm Jeremy. I lived in West Michigan for about 7 years until I decided to move back to Arkansas. I needed a job and full sets of teeth scare me. If you haven't figured it out by now I talk shit to people I like...constantly! This is true in real life and internet world. Except Z, he's a bitch and I hate him.
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Post by mainerliser on Apr 18, 2010 12:19:41 GMT -5
I'm Lisa. I live in Maine. I love this board and all it's characters! They have helped me through hard times with lots of laughter! They all tell it like it is, and I love every one of them......just some more than others! I've been away for a while, but am back again! Thank God....I feel like I have a little piece of sanity back!
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Post by zdunklee on Apr 18, 2010 14:52:05 GMT -5
I'm Zach, Queenie and Jiggy would say I am made of pure awesome, but I'm more modest than that. I'm more like 95% awesome.  Seriously tho, I am from GR and enjoy having a good time. I found the show when I lived below Producer Joe for a year in an apartment complex, before that I only listened occasionally. I enjoy this board and the good get togethers that us from GR have. Also, Queenie is old! (Had to add that for good measure) |
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Post by potthole on Apr 18, 2010 16:35:25 GMT -5
Matt here. Live in West Michigan and am 25. Used to get in fights on this place all the time. Don't know why I was so wound up about everything. Photography has always been something I've enjoyed, and about a year ago I finally went ahead and got the proper paperwork done to turn it into a business. I have a 'real' job outside of the photography, but eventually I'd like to see it become my full time gig.
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Post by Krystal on Apr 19, 2010 7:32:18 GMT -5
I'm Krystal, I live in Nashville, I'm a Pisces, and I like long walks on the beach, sipping mojitos, and watching the sunset.
But seriously, I've never actually been to the beach, or the west coast itself, before.
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Post by Rock Monster on Apr 19, 2010 7:44:12 GMT -5
My real name is Cock Monster, but that couldn't be said on air, so it turned into Rock Monster. Here is my picture:  I like to be rude to random people, and I miss the old posters like Howie, Becky, and Allyson (allyson is usually in the chatroom though... www.otforum.net/forum/chat/index.php ) |
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Post by Queenie on Apr 19, 2010 8:21:56 GMT -5
I'm Janice and I live in Nashville. Z is a dick (okay, not really, but don't tell him I said that) and I just recently found out (from his post in this thread) that Jiggy loves me!! That excites me more than you could ever imagine. I thoroughly enjoy the FB&HW show and this message board. Like Liser, the people on this board have made some hard times in my life a lot easier. I consider all the members of this message board (well, the ones that post regularly) my "friends", even Rebel. I work for the partners in a law firm, and I am old. Fistor rules!!
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Post by Rebel on Apr 19, 2010 12:25:18 GMT -5
I consider all the members of this message board (well, the ones that post regularly) my "friends", even Rebel. Aww, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me since my father said, "You look familiar. Have we met?" |
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Post by Queenie on Apr 19, 2010 12:46:05 GMT -5
I'm Steve. Currently, I'm this board's bitch. That should bother me, but I rather enjoy the punishment. I podcast because I live in a FBHW-free zone, but I won't specify where in case I piss Allyson off. I fall into at least three categories that are ridiculed on the show on a regular basis. I was just pointing out that while you may be the board's bitch, you aren't mine. I know, I know. Queenie, stop being so effing nice! It really doesn't get you anywhere. But, you see, I'm not trying to get anywhere. I'm already here!! |
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Post by Fistor on Apr 19, 2010 13:21:45 GMT -5
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Post by Queenie on Apr 19, 2010 15:34:43 GMT -5
So you liked that, did ya? |
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Post by zdunklee on Apr 19, 2010 15:58:14 GMT -5
I'm Steve. Currently, I'm this board's bitch. That should bother me, but I rather enjoy the punishment. I podcast because I live in a FBHW-free zone, but I won't specify where in case I piss Allyson off. I fall into at least three categories that are ridiculed on the show on a regular basis. I was just pointing out that while you may be the board's bitch, you aren't mine. I know, I know. Queenie, stop being so effing nice! It really doesn't get you anywhere. But, you see, I'm not trying to get anywhere. I'm already here!! You said it...you stop being nice to the new guy or else... ...jiggy and I will have a new motto for your name...muuuhaha...mmmuuuuhahahahahaha!!! |
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Post by Fistor on Apr 19, 2010 16:11:10 GMT -5
So you liked that, did ya? It was my way of introducing myself. It's pretty much all these people need to know about fistor. |
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Post by Queenie on Apr 19, 2010 16:35:41 GMT -5
So you liked that, did ya? It was my way of introducing myself. It's pretty much all these people need to know about fistor. I guess that means I can't divulge what I know from personal experience? |
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Post by landmammaldolphin on Apr 20, 2010 7:23:42 GMT -5
Hi, I'm Rick and I'm an alcoholic..wait, wrong meeting.
I'm 31 and I am married to the woman of my dreams and we have a beautiful daughter who will be 2 on Thursday. I run a company that makes machines for the automotive and aerospace industries. We're slow right now so I'm here instead of doing work. I'm a B&T defector and I refuse to pay to access the FBHW VIP membership because I hated that B&T made you pay even though it's only like $3/month for the FBHW stuff. Oh and I live next door to Allyson in Maryland.
not really, but I don't want her to bomb me and I hope she wouldn't bomb herself.
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Post by Jiggy on Apr 20, 2010 7:55:11 GMT -5
It was my way of introducing myself. It's pretty much all these people need to know about fistor. I guess that means I can't divulge what I know from personal experience? Queenie it's your duty to divulge to someone (Jiggy) everything you know. Seeing as how you probably don't have much time left someone needs to know the juicy stuff just to keep everyone "grounded". |
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Post by Rebel on Apr 20, 2010 18:42:22 GMT -5
Cripes, looking at all the ages listed here, I have come to realize that I'm old, too...possibly even older than Queenie!  |
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Post by Jiggy on Apr 20, 2010 18:46:53 GMT -5
possibly even older than Queenie! I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this. This...just isn't possible. |
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Post by schuyler on Apr 21, 2010 11:02:07 GMT -5
I'm Schuyler(man I can come up with some original usernames can't I?, just take my name and add a number) and I'm 20. My immediate family consists of My parents and my 8 year old brother(thats a 12 year difference for those of you who arent very good at math) I also have two dogs(technically I have one and my brother has one but I take care of dog two as much as I do dog one so Im gonna go ahead and claim the little runt as well). I am going to Coastal Carolina University and majoring in politial sciences( I want to be a lawyer), I also work at the motel my dad owns which may not pay the best but I don't really have to do much of anything during a normal day besides answer phones, take reservations and deal with the customers( the dealing with customers face to face is probably going to help me out in the long run, I am a pretty anti-social person and don't talk all that much, by forcing me out to deal with people it has most likely helped me develop some interpersonal skills). I have just described the majority of my life, between work and school I don't have much time for a social life beyond the Internet, this is something that I hope will change over the summer( less school will hopefully equal more time to hang out with my friends).
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Post by Fistor on Apr 21, 2010 12:44:45 GMT -5
I'm Schuyler(man I can come up with some original usernames can't I?, just take my name and add a number) and I'm 20. My immediate family consists of My parents and my 8 year old brother(thats a 12 year difference for those of you who arent very good at math) I also have two dogs(technically I have one and my brother has one but I take care of dog two as much as I do dog one so Im gonna go ahead and claim the little runt as well). I am going to Coastal Carolina University and majoring in politial sciences( I want to be a lawyer), I also work at the motel my dad owns which may not pay the best but I don't really have to do much of anything during a normal day besides answer phones, take reservations and deal with the customers( the dealing with customers face to face is probably going to help me out in the long run, I am a pretty anti-social person and don't talk all that much, by forcing me out to deal with people it has most likely helped me develop some interpersonal skills). I have just described the majority of my life, between work and school I don't have much time for a social life beyond the Internet, this is something that I hope will change over the summer( less school will hopefully equal more time to hang out with my friends). You, sir, are quite parenthetical. |
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Post by Rock Monster on Apr 21, 2010 12:52:20 GMT -5
You, sir, are quite parenthetical. I was thinking gay, but this works too. |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Apr 21, 2010 13:03:06 GMT -5
You, sir, are quite parenthetical. I was thinking gay, but this works too.  |
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Post by Mark the Valet on Apr 21, 2010 13:18:55 GMT -5
Sup. I'm Mark. I used to live in Nashville and park cars for famous people. I moved out to the great Pacific Northwest back in February of 2009. Currently I work for a computer company that is slowly eating my soul. I used to date intern Marissa but my small penis is not capable of satisfying any woman. Also, I play the greatest instrument of all time -- the bass:  |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Apr 21, 2010 13:28:55 GMT -5
Mark, did you ever park Jerry Seinfeld's car?
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