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Post by booky on Jun 18, 2008 10:19:32 GMT -5
I met Zanes wife about 6 months ago at somones birthday party and I can't stop thinking about her. I think about her and beat my Schwanc like it owes me money.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 10:20:06 GMT -5
Sigh...
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 10:21:42 GMT -5
This thread is useless without a photo
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Post by jaimeinnashville on Jun 18, 2008 10:23:16 GMT -5
I don't want a photo of his schwanc (is that spelled right?)
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Post by fatjoe on Jun 18, 2008 10:24:26 GMT -5
Careful Zane might kill himself or you guys for talking about his wife
We need anouther 10sec fight
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Post by booky on Jun 18, 2008 10:25:04 GMT -5
Look up the video of Zane’s wife when she was watching American Idol. You can get a good glimpse of her ass. Looks very good and she had 3 kids. She sounds a little dumb though. But still I would stick it to her without hesitation.
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Post by attackzane on Jun 18, 2008 10:25:18 GMT -5
This thread is useless without a photo I will second that. We need a photo of her. She sounds so hot my weiner hurts, but that could be because of the aids.
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mudplug
Bob and Tom's fake laughing
Potato strand fest!
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Post by mudplug on Jun 18, 2008 10:25:47 GMT -5
What the hell is a 'Schwanc'??
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Post by booky on Jun 18, 2008 10:29:02 GMT -5
Actually it is spelled Schwanz.
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Post by jaimeinnashville on Jun 18, 2008 10:30:36 GMT -5
thank you for the correct spelling, please don't post any photos of it.
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Post by booky on Jun 18, 2008 10:31:18 GMT -5
Schwanz comes from german and means tail, which refers to the penis.
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Post by Chris on Jun 18, 2008 11:11:02 GMT -5
You are pathetic.
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Post by yogurtsling on Jun 21, 2008 10:35:32 GMT -5
Zane's wife wants a threesome with Dan and Laurie. Gary will tape it.
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Post by toddswifeluvsblack on Jun 21, 2008 10:53:39 GMT -5
I WANNA SHOW ZANES WIFE THAT I HAVE ONE SACK NOT TWO.. I WANT TO REST IT ON HER CHIN. WHY DON'T WE START BANGING FREE BEERS WIFE I HEARD SHE LIKES DP LETS LEAVE ZANES WIFE ALONE SHE IS WORN OUT I WANT FREEBEERS WIFE
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Post by glikeglook on Jun 23, 2008 17:48:55 GMT -5
yea freebeer's wife sounds hot!!! well... at least Zane's impression of her does.
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Post by doughboy on Jun 23, 2008 18:37:07 GMT -5
yeah not too sure who has the hottest wife, but i would guess freebeer. if you watch the video of zane's wife freaking out at the Taylor Hicks video............eh.
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Post by Fistor on Jun 27, 2008 12:39:01 GMT -5
I'm Zane''s wife!!! I dont look anything like I did in the Taylor Hicks video. I dont know what the hell happened there. I'm not saying I'm a MILF or anything close, but I certainly dont look like I did in that video That was Assholish. I had a boycut and looked like a well you know... I have long hair now!!! So I dont look so bad!!!!!! Your exclamation point skills are exceptional.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 27, 2008 12:40:45 GMT -5
I'm Zane''s wife!!! I dont look anything like I did in the Taylor Hicks video. I dont know what the hell happened there. I'm not saying I'm a MILF or anything close, but I certainly dont look like I did in that video That was Assholish. I had a boycut and looked like a well you know... I have long hair now!!! So I dont look so bad!!!!!! I may need to see some pictures.... for proof...so I can decide if I want to do you
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 27, 2008 12:41:52 GMT -5
I'm Zane''s wife!!! I dont look anything like I did in the Taylor Hicks video. I dont know what the hell happened there. I'm not saying I'm a MILF or anything close, but I certainly dont look like I did in that video That was Assholish. I had a boycut and looked like a well you know... I have long hair now!!! So I dont look so bad!!!!!! Your exclamation point skills are exceptional. ha ha I love it...and your new avatar is awesome...
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Post by Fistor on Jun 27, 2008 12:44:29 GMT -5
Mrs. Ten, does it get tedious, always having to get the milk off the top shelf of the fridge for zane?
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Post by Fistor on Jun 27, 2008 12:45:03 GMT -5
Your exclamation point skills are exceptional. ha ha I love it...and your new avatar is awesome... Thanks, sugarpants.
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Post by Fistor on Jun 27, 2008 12:46:20 GMT -5
Also, Mrs. Ten, do you ever just push zane over when he throws an Armenian fit?
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Post by wienerpoopie on Jun 27, 2008 12:46:44 GMT -5
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 27, 2008 12:46:53 GMT -5
weinerpoopie where are you with a classy picture?
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 27, 2008 12:47:14 GMT -5
PERFECT!
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Post by Fistor on Jun 27, 2008 12:49:50 GMT -5
Sorry to be so inquisitive, Mrs. Ten, but one more:
Do you ever balance cheese cubes on the tip of zane's ginormous schnozz and make him wait until you give order to flip it into his mouth?
Because I could see myself doing that, if I were you.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 27, 2008 12:50:54 GMT -5
Sorry to be so inquisitive, Mrs. Ten, but one more: Do you ever balance cheese cubes on the tip of zane's ginormous schnozz and make him wait until you give order to flip it into his mouth? Because I could see myself doing that, if I were you. AHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Post by Fistor on Jun 27, 2008 13:02:08 GMT -5
Mrs. Ten, I'm assuming zane's taking a nap right now. If so, I will have Biff pay you 5 dollars for you to go into the bedroom, real quiet like, and gently place a piece of bacon on his forehead. Then go get Lola.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jun 27, 2008 13:11:07 GMT -5
Mrs. Ten, I'm assuming zane's taking a nap right now. If so, I will have Biff pay you 5 dollars for you to go into the bedroom, real quiet like, and gently place a piece of bacon on his forehead. Then go get Lola. i want someone to give him a Roman Helmet....
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Post by Kate on Jun 27, 2008 14:27:54 GMT -5
...is that my cat? Looks like you ripped the picture off my myspace
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