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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 11:27:51 GMT -5
FUCKTARD, while it may be true that YOU shouldn't be surfing while you're making chalupas, some of us have real jobs, and we can surf while we're getting the job done, just not to porn or other questionable content. So it's okay with your boss for you to sit at your folding table and waste time online at a message board? Seriously arent you getting paid to be productive? File some FTP reports or assimilate some synergy or think outside the box ? I've worked several office jobs and not once was it ever okay to surf the web while on the clock. So again I say Fu-ck you and your NSFW bullshit.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 11:31:00 GMT -5
Well, then I guess it's unfortunate for you that you've never worked here. You have my sympathy.
But to answer your question, yes. Because A) my boss isn't in the office with me, since it's MY office. And B) those above me know the quality and quantity I produce for them, so I'm pretty much left alone.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 11:39:48 GMT -5
Well, then I guess it's unfortunate for you that you've never worked here. You have my sympathy. But to answer your question, yes. Because A) my boss isn't in the office with me, since it's MY office. And B) those above me know the quality and quantity I produce for them, so I'm pretty much left alone. So when your boss isnt in your office it's okay to surf the web right ? When he suddenly pops in unexpectedly do you quickly switch back to your spread sheets and pretend like you weren't wasting company time?
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 11:41:20 GMT -5
My boss doesn't even work in the same hospital.
I'm fascinated by your interest in my career. Perhaps you can tag along someday.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:14:51 GMT -5
My boss doesn't even work in the same hospital. I'm fascinated by your interest in my career. Perhaps you can tag along someday. Here, try this. Copy and paste all of the posts you've written here and send them to your boss and tell him what you've been doing on company time. Or better yet, give me your bosses name and email address and I will send them to him. You still want me to believe your employers are cool with you wasting their time. I seriously hope no patient's health is relying on you paying attention and focusing on your job.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:16:50 GMT -5
I'm actually more interested in why you think I CARE what you believe.
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Post by Chris on Jun 18, 2008 12:18:58 GMT -5
Whats wrong with sitting on here during work hours? Thats exactly what I am doing and have been doing all day.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:21:16 GMT -5
I can validate that, as I, too, have been here since this morning. I've seen Chris here most of that time.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:23:03 GMT -5
I'm actually more interested in why you think I CARE what you believe. That's what I thought. You along with every other person reading this knows you're not supposed to be doing this crap while you're on the clock. Your lazy selfish attitude is part of the reason that our economy is in the toilet. Quit wasting your employer's time, and kiss my NSFW ass.
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Post by Chris on Jun 18, 2008 12:27:00 GMT -5
I would say our economy sucks more because of people like you. First of all, you have no idea what I do for my job. And B, it's called multi-tasking. I'm not wasting anyones time. I am getting all of my work done, but my job involves a lot of sitting around waiting. So you, sir, can F off and go back to harassing co-workers at Taco Bell.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:28:31 GMT -5
FUCKTARD, a couple of points.
1. You know nothing about me or my employer. You've got no way of knowing what I can or can not do during the time I'm here.
2. I'll gladly send you an email address, but let's be intellectually honest for a second. I can send you any email address in the world, you'll email to "tattle", and I can just send a reply posing as my boss. So your hypothesis that you can email my boss to tell on me is flawed from the beginning, as there's no way to verify whether you've been successful or not. Mind you, I wouldn't resort to such a method in an attempt to impress a total stranger who is really nothing more than a random poster on a message board, but really, would you believe me anyway?
3. Your obsession with the details of my profession is now dancing on a line somewhere between unhealthy and strange. You might consider toning it down just a little bit, or maybe even medication.
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Post by Chris on Jun 18, 2008 12:31:20 GMT -5
I'm gonna be honest. I'm a little interested in what you do, now.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:31:35 GMT -5
I would say our economy sucks more because of people like you. First of all, you have no idea what I do for my job. And B, it's called multi-tasking. I'm not wasting anyones time. I am getting all of my work done, but my job involves a lot of sitting around waiting. So you, sir, can F off and go back to harassing co-workers at Taco Bell. I don't give a shit what you do for your job. If you're so damn good at multi tasking you should be multi tasking for your company, that's what they're paying you for. When you're on the clock your time belongs to the company. I would bet that if your boss were standing over your shoulder the entire day, you wouldnt dare log on to this or any other message board.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:31:58 GMT -5
LOL You can have it if you want it!
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:34:48 GMT -5
FUCKTARD, a couple of points. 1. You know nothing about me or my employer. You've got no way of knowing what I can or can not do during the time I'm here. 2. I'll gladly send you an email address, but let's be intellectually honest for a second. I can send you any email address in the world, you'll email to "tattle", and I can just send a reply posing as my boss. So your hypothesis that you can email my boss to tell on me is flawed from the beginning, as there's no way to verify whether you've been successful or not. Mind you, I wouldn't resort to such a method in an attempt to impress a total stranger who is really nothing more than a random poster on a message board, but really, would you believe me anyway? 3. Your obsession with the details of my profession is now dancing on a line somewhere between unhealthy and strange. You might consider toning it down just a little bit, or maybe even medication. I havent asked a single detail about your job. I don't give a shit about you or your job. My point is that pussies like you who whine about a thread not being acceptable at work, are the same assholes who know that they arent suposed to be web surfing on company time.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:36:05 GMT -5
Pussies like me you say. I'm glad you're able to ascertain so much about me from some words on a screen.
If only you knew.
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smarterthanhw
Bob and Tom's fake laughing
Well, it makes sense....
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Post by smarterthanhw on Jun 18, 2008 12:38:36 GMT -5
$h!t, my productivity just went waaaaaaaaay down......
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Post by Mud Room Donna on Jun 18, 2008 12:38:38 GMT -5
ALL of you WIN the special olympics! Oh, but darn, you're still retarded..
But for the record I side with the guy from Albany. Albany, FTW.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:39:34 GMT -5
Pussies like me you say. I'm glad you're able to ascertain so much about me from some words on a screen. If only you knew. oohhhhh Scarrrrry. Lemme guess you're a former Marine with a black belt in 7 martial arts, and for a short time you worked for Blackwater as a "clean up" specialist, and you could kill me 9 different ways with your thumbs? Am I close ?
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Post by Chris on Jun 18, 2008 12:39:52 GMT -5
How do you know that this isn't my job? How do you know I'm not my own boss? You don't, but thanks for trying.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:40:40 GMT -5
Only in part.
So is this what you do? You go onto message boards and try to be all bad ass? This is your hobby?
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:42:56 GMT -5
Only in part. So is this what you do? You go onto message boards and try to be all bad ass? This is your hobby? No, what I do is go on the message boards and tell people to quit being whiney pussies about whether or not a thread is Not Safe For Work
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:44:58 GMT -5
How do you know that this isn't my job? How do you know I'm not my own boss? You don't, but thanks for trying. I told you, I don't care what your job is. If you work for yourself ? Great, good for you, you're the boss surf all day if you want, i'm sure your customers are willing to wait while you jack around online. But if you don't work for yourself, and you're on the clock, you deserve to get fired.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:47:10 GMT -5
ALL of you WIN the special olympics! Oh, but darn, you're still retarded.. But for the record I side with the guy from Albany. Albany, FTW. That was funny, I gave you a Karma point. but for the record, the guy from Albany is wrong, and you all know it. If you're getting paid by someone to do a job, you're not supposed to be surfing the net, or goofing off in a chat room, or posting messages on a message board, or checking your personal email.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:48:27 GMT -5
You're being redundant now, and that bores me.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Jun 18, 2008 12:50:52 GMT -5
You're being redundant now, and that bores me. Oh darn. I have failed. My mission in life was to make sure that you stayed entertained while wasting your companies time. I will now end my life in a brutal fashion. Probably with my thumbs. Any suggestions ?
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Post by Mud Room Donna on Jun 18, 2008 12:53:11 GMT -5
Thanks for the karma point! I'm going to tell my boss I got a karma point on this message board...She'll have to give me a raise then!!
Oh wait, no, I shouldn't be on here...Back to work I go!!!
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Post by hotzester on Jun 18, 2008 12:55:43 GMT -5
I'm going to forward the entire thread to my boss, along with the next great video clip the guys post on the site.
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Post by mainerliser on Jun 18, 2008 12:56:38 GMT -5
Face it....we're all retarded. FUCKTARD, you need a time out....are you at work? Hotzester...I like you more and more! Everyone stop being so sensitive!!!! We're on FB&HW's forum.....have you heard the show? Nothing is serious!
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Post by Mud Room Donna on Jun 18, 2008 13:00:49 GMT -5
I'm going to forward the entire thread to my boss, along with the next great video clip the guys post on the site. I can has your boss? G-D it!!! I'm really going to do some work this time. Srlsy.
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