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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Sept 9, 2008 14:24:59 GMT -5
Get back to talking about me, please. Finally got your hand free, huh? Must have been a tight fit. Clench down did he? ;D if he woulda let go of the hamster he woulda atleast had his hand back... |
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Post by airhornahole on Sept 9, 2008 14:25:10 GMT -5
Some is and some isn't. The board has been dead this week.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Sept 9, 2008 14:27:05 GMT -5
Get back to talking about me, please. Fistor and FUCKTARD sitting in a tree Kay eye ess ess eye en gee. |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Sept 9, 2008 20:48:55 GMT -5
I wonder though, does threatening someone with violence count as being a dick ? I know fuster and he's not serious. Dude we established this rule a long long time ago, perhaps it was even in existence before the board was formed, this board is all in fun. If 99.9% of that fun happens to be at my expense... Well Like Biff told me in a PM, I don't have to post here, and no one is forcing me. (He also told me that he's a little hurt that I haven't yet asked him to pose for me) So I say F you and your soap beating in my parents basement Fuster. I'm going to hide under your bed and cut your Achilles tendon with a razor then remove your head and leave it in the freezer. errr I'm going to bring you a basket of scented candles and soaps and we can have a bubble bath However having said that, I fully accept my role as board punching bag, but please lets keep it above the belt. The comments about child molesting, little kids, and anyone under 18 have to stop. I have several members of my family who have had to deal with child sex crimes and it hits really close to home, so please, draw the line there and fire away. Here, I'll give you a few easy ones, I'm fat, ugly, live in my parents basement, drive a rusty truck, have arthritis that sometimes makes me walk like an old man, i'm 37 with no girlfriend, i'm going grey, I have huge gaps in my teeth, my pits smell like limburger even as little as 10 minutes after a shower, I ask girls I meet on the internet to pose for me, and I think I'm developing athletes foot. |
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Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Sept 9, 2008 22:15:24 GMT -5
Hey, I crossed the line in the one post and deleted it. I'm truely sorry and recognize I went a bit far.
Yes, you have been the whipping boy here. It's "harmless" internet fun, but I'll take the high road on this and stop. If/when we meet in person, the first beer is on me.
BTW, you might want to see a doctor...
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Post by airhornahole on Sept 10, 2008 6:50:01 GMT -5
I know fuster and he's not serious. Here, I'll give you a few easy ones, I'm fat, ugly, live in my parents basement, drive a rusty truck, have arthritis that sometimes makes me walk like an old man, im 37 with no girlfriend, im going grey, I have huge gaps in my teth, my pits smeill like limburger even as little as 10 minutes after a shower, I ask girls I meet on the internet to pose for me, and I think I'm developing athletes foot. FUCKTARD, it sounds like you could be my brother. Except for I'm married with a house, no rusty truck, no teeth, odor, or foot problems. Other than that, we could be twins. ;D I think there isn't a person on this board who doesn't have issues. Your just man enough to acknowledge them publicly. They rest of us keep them hiden. |
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Post by Jo on Sept 10, 2008 6:52:51 GMT -5
i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Sept 10, 2008 7:29:02 GMT -5
i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit. See I heard the opposite, that he eats gimps and has a suit made of babies |
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Post by Fistor on Sept 10, 2008 7:34:13 GMT -5
i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit. I do not own a gimp suit. |
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Post by Fistor on Sept 10, 2008 7:36:58 GMT -5
Also, for the record, I think all FUCKTARD piling on got old a month or so ago. He's not the antichrist, for fuck's sake. He can be annoying at times with his propensity to run up his post count (which seems to have subsided), but that seems to be his biggest crime. Give the guy a fucking break already.
And get back to talking about me.
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Post by Jo on Sept 10, 2008 7:42:32 GMT -5
i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Sept 10, 2008 7:44:15 GMT -5
i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention. on a related not; I heard his 'jacob's ladder' was only long enough for 2 close 'rungs' |
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Post by Jo on Sept 10, 2008 7:46:02 GMT -5
i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Sept 10, 2008 7:47:37 GMT -5
i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit. I do not own a gimp suit. Rent ? Does the extra 5 dollar insurance cover the clean up ? Cause that might be worth it. |
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Post by Fistor on Sept 10, 2008 7:47:59 GMT -5
This is much better.
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Post by Jo on Sept 10, 2008 7:53:58 GMT -5
i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy.
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Post by Fistor on Sept 10, 2008 7:55:32 GMT -5
i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy. I spurt apple juice. This much is true. |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Sept 10, 2008 7:58:55 GMT -5
I heard that none of the Chuck Norris stories started until after Fistor Fistor'd him
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Sept 10, 2008 8:03:28 GMT -5
Here, I'll give you a few easy ones, I'm fat, ugly, live in my parents basement, drive a rusty truck, have arthritis that sometimes makes me walk like an old man, im 37 with no girlfriend, im going grey, I have huge gaps in my teth, my pits smeill like limburger even as little as 10 minutes after a shower, I ask girls I meet on the internet to pose for me, and I think I'm developing athletes foot. FUCKTARD, it sounds like you could be my brother. Except for I'm married with a house, no rusty truck, [glow=red,2,300]no teeth,[/glow] odor, or foot problems. Other than that, we could be twins. ;D I think there isn't a person on this board who doesn't have issues. Your just man enough to acknowledge them publicly. They rest of us keep them hiden. You waiting for your dentures to arrive ? |
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Post by airhornahole on Sept 10, 2008 8:24:07 GMT -5
FUCKTARD, it sounds like you could be my brother. Except for I'm married with a house, no rusty truck, [glow=red,2,300]no teeth,[/glow] odor, or foot problems. Other than that, we could be twins. ;D I think there isn't a person on this board who doesn't have issues. Your just man enough to acknowledge them publicly. They rest of us keep them hiden. You waiting for your dentures to arrive ? Say what you will FUCKTARD. I still love you.  |
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Post by elranito on Sept 10, 2008 9:21:08 GMT -5
i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention. i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching. I heard that you didn't hear about these things, but witnessed them. (And by witnessed, I mean... helped with) |
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Post by Jo on Sept 10, 2008 12:36:13 GMT -5
I heard that you didn't hear about these things, but witnessed them. (And by witnessed, I mean... helped with) i heard people think you're gay. |
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Post by elranito on Sept 10, 2008 16:28:47 GMT -5
i heard people think you're gay. I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that. and I also heard that Fistor cried himself to sleep for a week after hearing that it wasn't true. (just trying to stay on topic so he doesn't get too upset) |
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Post by Jo on Sept 10, 2008 17:20:30 GMT -5
I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that. i heard you're delusional. i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty. |
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Post by Fistor on Sept 11, 2008 18:36:48 GMT -5
I heard you cried yourself to sleep for a week after hearing that. i heard you're delusional. i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty. I heart my hairy moobs. |
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Post by Jo on Sept 11, 2008 18:43:24 GMT -5
i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because.
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Post by plungerhand on Sept 11, 2008 18:45:27 GMT -5
i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because. fistor is really Sherman? That explains a lot! |
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Post by Rock Monster on Sept 12, 2008 14:55:47 GMT -5
i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit. i heard fistor got the very first Prince Albert in the back of a jean sweater convention. i heard fistor was the pioneer of anal bleaching. i heard fistor made love to a pirate and his jencum cured that pirates scurvy. i heard fistor needs to lose 20 more pounds or he'll never be pretty. i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because. I heard fistor has an internet stalker... |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Sept 12, 2008 15:21:29 GMT -5
i heard fistor eats dead babies and has a gimp suit. i heard fistor built a time machine, punched Mr. Peabody, and stole one of Lincoln's top hats just because. I heard fistor has an internet stalker... And that ladies and gentlemen is what we call "Winner" well done Rock, here's your prize  |
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Post by Jo on Sept 12, 2008 16:09:14 GMT -5
my fistor. MINE'S!
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