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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 4, 2008 15:20:10 GMT -5
And FYI long legs SUCK to have. Try finding girl jeans in a 37in inseam. And heels above 2-3 inches make me look like a stork. FYI, this would be similar to me saying it sucks to walk around with such a nice big package. the only difference is i'm lying. |
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Post by Torque on Oct 4, 2008 16:08:18 GMT -5
Haha, unless your pants don't fit due to said big package, it's not the same. And I said, 'sucks to have, not sucks to look at', but that's just semantics. People always counter with, 'oh quit whining, I'm really short so it's just as bad for me' but that's BS because almost all stores offer short lengths and there's always the option of nice pair of frikin scissors. The day I don't have to buy my pants from Freak Stringbean Online Ugly Jeans Co. is the day I'll quit bitching.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 4, 2008 17:02:49 GMT -5
I'm 6'5" and there is no such thing as a girl who is too tall or legs too long,
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Post by mainerliser on Oct 4, 2008 18:00:55 GMT -5
Anyone like short, curvy (more curve in the belly than I want) 42 year old women? I think I'll be hopelessly alone for the rest of my life once this divorce is final!
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Post by Torque on Oct 4, 2008 19:40:08 GMT -5
Anyone like short, curvy (more curve in the belly than I want) 42 year old women? I think I'll be hopelessly alone for the rest of my life once this divorce is final! Don't worry, any guy will tell you curves > no curves |
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Post by motorboatking on Oct 4, 2008 22:14:01 GMT -5
Fat goofy guys. For serious.  Made me laugh +1! sorry FUCKTARD.  |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 6, 2008 6:48:33 GMT -5
Made me laugh +1! sorry FUCKTARD. Don't be sorry, I laughed too until I read Allyson's devastating reply. Then a I cried a little. Then I drank some Jack and felt better. Then I don't remember much after that, but I woke up in the bed of my truck and it was parked in an alley, and my left ankle hurt. |
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Post by mainerliser on Oct 6, 2008 7:08:59 GMT -5
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Don't be sorry, I laughed too until I read Allyson's devastating reply. Then a I cried a little. Then I drank some Jack and felt better. Then I don't remember much after that, but I woke up in the bed of my truck and it was parked in an alley, and my left ankle hurt. [/quote]
Is that where you've been all week-end?
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 6, 2008 7:22:45 GMT -5
I guess, most of it's a blur, so who knows.
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Post by mainerliser on Oct 6, 2008 9:53:02 GMT -5
I guess, most of it's a blur, so who knows. Well, I missed you. Pathetic aren't I!!!  |
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Post by plungerhand on Oct 6, 2008 10:11:59 GMT -5
[quote author=mainerliser board=bs thread=1972 post=40910 time=1223304782 [/quote] Well, I missed you. Pathetic aren't I!!! [/quote] Knowing is half the battle... ;D |
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Post by Opus on Oct 6, 2008 11:47:45 GMT -5
[quote author=mainerliser board=bs thread=1972 post=40910 time=1223304782 Well, I missed you. Pathetic aren't I!!! [/quote] Knowing is half the battle... ;D[/quote] I think the quote you were looking for is "Admission is the first step towards recovery". |
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Post by plungerhand on Oct 6, 2008 11:54:40 GMT -5
Knowing is half the battle... ;D I think the quote you were looking for is "Admission is the first step towards recovery". I'm pretty sure I quoted what I wanted, but hey, who knows me better than....you. Ok, what am I thinking now??? douchebag |
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Post by Opus on Oct 6, 2008 12:04:23 GMT -5
I think the quote you were looking for is "Admission is the first step towards recovery". I'm pretty sure I quoted what I wanted, but hey, who knows me better than....you. Ok, what am I thinking now??? douchebagOk.. I don't know what happened to the page.. but its hilarious. Somebody woke up on the couch this morning apparently. douchebag |
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Post by plungerhand on Oct 6, 2008 12:27:32 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure I quoted what I wanted, but hey, who knows me better than....you. Ok, what am I thinking now??? douchebagOk.. I don't know what happened to the page.. but its hilarious. Somebody woke up on the couch this morning apparently. douchebagSorry, about your back. I have some E- Doans if that helps... It's not as funny if you re-use the same insult. Holler if you can't come up with an orginal, I love helping people. |
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Post by mainerliser on Oct 6, 2008 12:30:24 GMT -5
What the F??11 I'm all topsy turvy!   |
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