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Post by potthole on Oct 30, 2008 15:16:46 GMT -5
Do you know ANY guys that use toilet paper after peeing??? I know 5. and only one of them is gay. I call bullshit. There aren't TP or paper towel dispensers at urinals. So, either those dudes walk across the bathroom, boys exposed to all the world, to get to either some paper towel or TP, or they put themself back "in" their pants. Which, basically defeats the purpose of getting something to "wipe" the schwantz with, considering any drippage that might happen will just happen when ther pants and stuff back on. |
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Post by Fistor on Oct 30, 2008 15:21:21 GMT -5
I know 5. and only one of them is gay. I call bullshit. There aren't TP or paper towel dispensers at urinals. So, either those dudes walk across the bathroom, boys exposed to all the world, to get to either some paper towel or TP, or they put themself back "in" their pants. Which, basically defeats the purpose of getting something to "wipe" the schwantz with, considering any drippage that might happen will just happen when ther pants and stuff back on. What if they grabbed the TP beforehand? I just blew your mind, didn't I? |
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Post by Sunshyne on Oct 30, 2008 15:26:16 GMT -5
or what if they used the ones with the door, not the urinals? Urinals are weird anyway, all out in the open and stuff. I thought it was weird when i went to the bathroom at a park and the womens bathroom had low cubicle like walls around it so as you were going you could see the face of your neighbor as they were doing their business. I like a little privacy when I'm doing business either 1 or 2.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 30, 2008 15:28:15 GMT -5
or what if they used the ones with the door, not the urinals? Urinals are weird anyway, all out in the open and stuff. I thought it was weird when i went to the bathroom at a park and the womens bathroom had low cubicle like walls around it so as you were going you could see the face of your neighbor as they were doing their business. I like a little privacy when I'm doing business either 1 or 2. girls don't #2 |
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Post by Fistor on Oct 30, 2008 15:32:46 GMT -5
or what if they used the ones with the door, not the urinals? Urinals are weird anyway, all out in the open and stuff. I thought it was weird when i went to the bathroom at a park and the womens bathroom had low cubicle like walls around it so as you were going you could see the face of your neighbor as they were doing their business. I like a little privacy when I'm doing business either 1 or 2. girls don't #2 A #2 to a chick is like a really intense #1 for us. alsoitcomesouttheirbutts |
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Post by Sunshyne on Oct 30, 2008 15:36:37 GMT -5
or what if they used the ones with the door, not the urinals? Urinals are weird anyway, all out in the open and stuff. I thought it was weird when i went to the bathroom at a park and the womens bathroom had low cubicle like walls around it so as you were going you could see the face of your neighbor as they were doing their business. I like a little privacy when I'm doing business either 1 or 2. girls don't #2 We don't poot either  |
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Post by jaydethespaz on Oct 30, 2008 19:57:01 GMT -5
I call bullshit. There aren't TP or paper towel dispensers at urinals. So, either those dudes walk across the bathroom, boys exposed to all the world, to get to either some paper towel or TP, or they put themself back "in" their pants. Which, basically defeats the purpose of getting something to "wipe" the schwantz with, considering any drippage that might happen will just happen when ther pants and stuff back on. What if they grabbed the TP beforehand? I just blew your mind, didn't I? A++ for fistor. he got the pop quiz right. when they are in a public place they grab the TP before they pee, the gay man carries it in his man purse.(he's my cousin so i can tease him about it) |
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Post by motorboatking on Oct 30, 2008 20:46:02 GMT -5
I've been at burger places and a grocery store w/ a deli where I was at the sink and someone leaves the stall and right out the door. When I left the restroom I noticed these guys were back in the kitchen, twice they were the ones making the sandwiches.
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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 31, 2008 6:49:04 GMT -5
What if they grabbed the TP beforehand? I just blew your mind, didn't I? A++ for fistor. he got the pop quiz right. when they are in a public place they grab the TP before they pee, the gay man carries it in his man purse.(he's my cousin so i can tease him about it) i still don't understand the reason for it. after i crack the whip a few times, there's nothing to wipe. do they pee on their own nuts? |
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Post by airhornahole on Oct 31, 2008 7:01:54 GMT -5
I used to work with a guy who wouold wash his hands before going to the bathroom. His explanation was, "I know where my junk has been, in my pants. My hands have been all over everything. I don't want to get that crud on my junk."
I try to convince that he could was his hands after he was done as well. Didn't work. Dirty, filthy trash. Ended up geting busted for workmans comp fraud. In prison, probably not having a problem with constipation these days.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 31, 2008 10:02:53 GMT -5
This thread made me wash my hands.
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Post by 0rz0ski on Oct 31, 2008 10:11:17 GMT -5
Seriously. I'm grabbing door handles with my sleeves now.
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Post by jaydethespaz on Oct 31, 2008 11:26:11 GMT -5
A++ for fistor. he got the pop quiz right. when they are in a public place they grab the TP before they pee, the gay man carries it in his man purse.(he's my cousin so i can tease him about it) i still don't understand the reason for it. after i crack the whip a few times, there's nothing to wipe. do they pee on their own nuts? They don't crack the whip because they think that piss will fly all over them. thats why they wipe it off. do you understand better? |
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Post by Fistor on Oct 31, 2008 11:32:13 GMT -5
i still don't understand the reason for it. after i crack the whip a few times, there's nothing to wipe. do they pee on their own nuts? They don't crack the whip because they think that piss will fly all over them. thats why they wipe it off. do you understand better? Where do they toss the used toilet paper? In the trash? That's pretty gross. Also, they're definitely gay. |
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Post by potthole on Oct 31, 2008 11:38:08 GMT -5
If I ever saw some dude walk into a stall, get some TP, then walk over to the urinal, go, and dab himself, I think I'd break my "bathroom vow of silence" and stand there, laughing my ass off at him.
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Post by Fistor on Oct 31, 2008 11:40:55 GMT -5
If I ever saw some dude walk into a stall, get some TP, then walk over to the urinal, go, and dab himself, I think I'd break my "bathroom vow of silence" and stand there, laughing my ass off at him. Ditto. This is something I've never seen in my long history of urinating in and on public places. |
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Post by jaydethespaz on Oct 31, 2008 11:45:03 GMT -5
If I ever saw some dude walk into a stall, get some TP, then walk over to the urinal, go, and dab himself, I think I'd break my "bathroom vow of silence" and stand there, laughing my ass off at him. Ditto. This is something I've never seen in my long history of urinating in and on public places. there's a bathroom vow of silence? |
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Post by Fistor on Oct 31, 2008 11:47:39 GMT -5
Ditto. This is something I've never seen in my long history of urinating in and on public places. there's a bathroom vow of silence? Yes. We don't talk in the bathroom. If silence is breeched, the breecher is considered gay. |
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Post by Dino on Oct 31, 2008 12:55:25 GMT -5
there's a bathroom vow of silence? Yes. We don't talk in the bathroom. If silence is breeched, the breecher is considered gay. Yes, this is rule #2 in the Male bathroom code. |
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Post by Fistor on Oct 31, 2008 13:16:07 GMT -5
Yes. We don't talk in the bathroom. If silence is breeched, the breecher is considered gay. Yes, this is rule #2 in the Male bathroom code. #1 - No eye contact?  Where I used to work, there was a public bathroom with 5 urinals lined up on one wall. Whenever I'd see one of my work buddies in there by himself, I'd always take the urinal right next to him and stare at him with a gay smile on my face until he'd look at me. |
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Post by Dino on Oct 31, 2008 13:27:53 GMT -5
Yes, this is rule #2 in the Male bathroom code. #1 - No eye contact? Where I used to work, there was a public bathroom with 5 urinals lined up on one wall. Whenever I'd see one of my work buddies in there by himself, I'd always take the urinal right next to him and stare at him with a gay smile on my face until he'd look at me. Fistor knows the bathroom code well! Further explanation - Eyes forward at all times. You get 1 glance straight down at your own urine receptacle to ensure stream accuracy then, eyes forward and no more than a 5 degree movement is allowed. During said deposit you shall not make any eye contact, no exceptions. One weird exception in Grand Rapids is at the Grand Woods Lounge downtown. At the urinals they have a 2 way mirror looking out at the bar.....it's weird let me tell ya. |
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Post by mainerliser on Oct 31, 2008 15:18:56 GMT -5
#1 - No eye contact? Where I used to work, there was a public bathroom with 5 urinals lined up on one wall. Whenever I'd see one of my work buddies in there by himself, I'd always take the urinal right next to him and stare at him with a gay smile on my face until he'd look at me. Fistor knows the bathroom code well! Further explanation - Eyes forward at all times. You get 1 glance straight down at your own urine receptacle to ensure stream accuracy then, eyes forward and no more than a 5 degree movement is allowed. During said deposit you shall not make any eye contact, no exceptions. One weird exception in Grand Rapids is at the Grand Woods Lounge downtown. At the urinals they have a 2 way mirror looking out at the bar.....it's weird let me tell ya. No, that's gross!!!!!! |
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 31, 2008 16:37:48 GMT -5
there's a bathroom vow of silence? Yes. We don't talk in the bathroom. If silence is breeched, the breecher is considered gay. This is the "at work" code. There is a totally different "at a bar" code. There is much converstaion....and contests. Like "Who can back up the farthest without getting on the floor?" or "Who can fill up the glass that someone left on the top of the urinal?" ....I imagine several people just threw up at the sound of this... |
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 31, 2008 16:39:26 GMT -5
Oh. And whoever told you that they "dab the tip" after peeing was lying to you. You should find more honest friends. I don't even think a gay guy would do something like that.
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Post by jaydethespaz on Nov 1, 2008 22:28:31 GMT -5
Oh. And whoever told you that they "dab the tip" after peeing was lying to you. You should find more honest friends. I don't even think a gay guy would do something like that. unfortunatley, i've seen it. we were having the party and my cousing got to drunk to stand up, so i had to help him stand and hold it for him while he peed and when i went to crack the whip for him he said don't you dab it off or you will get pee on your hands, thank god we where at his place where the tp was in balancing a drunk reach. yea...the next day he paid me 150 bucks for holding it while he peed. but i have not drank with him since (thanks jebus over and over daily) i'm permenantly scarred for life! i'm surprised i have a kid and am having another! |
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Post by dingdongyo on Nov 2, 2008 1:02:49 GMT -5
my cousing got to drunk to stand up, so i had to help him stand and hold it for him while he peed too drunk to stand... and to aim his own stream? yet he was coherent enough to stop you from shaking it off? the standing is uncomfortable enough, but i'd piss myself before i let my cousin grab a handful of my junk. based on this, one could easily conclude that everything he does is abnormal, which includes tip dabbing. but i'm surprised you haven't figured out that the real reason behind that incident was to get you to fondle him. |
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Post by your momma on Nov 3, 2008 9:23:36 GMT -5
wow. hot.
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Nov 3, 2008 14:26:57 GMT -5
Oh. And whoever told you that they "dab the tip" after peeing was lying to you. You should find more honest friends. I don't even think a gay guy would do something like that. unfortunatley, i've seen it. we were having the party and my cousing got to drunk to stand up, so i had to help him stand and hold it for him while he peed and when i went to crack the whip for him he said don't you dab it off or you will get pee on your hands, thank god we where at his place where the tp was in balancing a drunk reach. yea...the next day he paid me 150 bucks for holding it while he peed. but i have not drank with him since (thanks jebus over and over daily) i'm permenantly scarred for life! i'm surprised i have a kid and am having another! I'm sorry to say this, but to me this makes the story even more unbelievable. I've been so drunk that i couldn't form a sentence or perform basic motor function skills, but someone who can't do that either A. pees on the floor and doesn't care B. sits down or C. does anything but lets your cousin hold you junk. I'm dropping it now though because in my mind you've lost all credibility with this story. |
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