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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 12:20:46 GMT -5
Had sex with you sister lately ?
Yeah ZING !
Take that !
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Post by Queenie on Aug 4, 2008 13:12:11 GMT -5
Hell yeah cuz!!
Better than what you get, which is nothing!!
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 13:16:43 GMT -5
you know how to tell if someone from Nashville was in your house ?
The sheep are all bleeding rectally and the toilet wont flush.
ha haaa !
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Post by Queenie on Aug 4, 2008 13:18:15 GMT -5
you know how to tell if someone from Nashville was in your house ? The sheep are all bleeding rectally and the toilet wont flush. ha haaa ! Nope that's in Kentucky. |
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Post by brytn on Aug 4, 2008 13:48:49 GMT -5
How do you get a Michigan cheerleader in your dorm room?
Grease her hips and push!
hardee har har
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 14:11:30 GMT -5
How do you get a Michigan cheerleader in your dorm room? Grease her hips and push! hardee har har Ummmm. posted in the wrong thread, you're supposed to bring it not leave it skippy. What do they call books in Tennessee ? That thar square thang whats underneath the short couch leg |
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Post by brytn on Aug 4, 2008 14:17:22 GMT -5
I knew you'd say it shouldn't be posted here but, it seemed like it would be out of context elsewhere. Guess I need to start one in ya'lls room. Just let me know if you need instructions on how to get there.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 14:24:13 GMT -5
I knew you'd say it shouldn't be posted here but, it seemed like it would be out of context elsewhere. Guess I need to start one in ya'lls room. Just let me know if you need instructions on how to get there. Hey Us'all's room is awesome, don't come in their and stink up the place, make sure you wipe before hand. |
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Post by brytn on Aug 4, 2008 14:31:03 GMT -5
Sorry FUCKTARD. I just can't work up the energy for the jihad response today. I am sure after some rest I can give it a better effort to respond. I mean you are from Michigan so, it shouldn't be to difficult. Keep them coming though. They have made me laugh.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Aug 4, 2008 14:32:31 GMT -5
....i wanted to contribute.....so i image googled tennessee and funny...hoping for a funny picture... instead i gotsee  |
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Post by Queenie on Aug 4, 2008 14:35:36 GMT -5
You might want to put this on for what we are gonna bring to your house homie!!  |
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Post by Fistor on Aug 4, 2008 15:07:47 GMT -5
You know how to get a Nashville resident pizza guy off your porch?
You pay him for the pizza!!!
BURN!!@#
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 4, 2008 15:12:57 GMT -5
I wish West Michigan had more funny people.
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Post by Fistor on Aug 4, 2008 15:14:29 GMT -5
I wish West Michigan had more funny people. People in Nashville wish they had teeth! And opposable thumbs! |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 15:17:03 GMT -5
You might want to put this on for what we are gonna bring to your house homie!! Aww you're going to bring me a roman helmet ? |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 15:18:27 GMT -5
How many guys from Tenessee does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
5 or 10, but they usually forget about the light bulb and just screw each other.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 4, 2008 15:19:36 GMT -5
The toothbrush had to be invented in Nashville otherwise it would be a teethbrush.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 4, 2008 15:21:17 GMT -5
What has 199 legs, 175 eyes, and 50 teeth?
Front row at the Nashville Monster Truck Show.
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Post by Fistor on Aug 4, 2008 15:21:21 GMT -5
Why did Miss Nashville cross the road?
Because her teeth were over there!
for some reason
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Post by Fistor on Aug 4, 2008 15:37:16 GMT -5
Hey, remember when we kicked you guys' asses in the Civil War?
That was awesome.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 18:41:29 GMT -5
Hey, remember when we kicked you guys' asses in the Civil War? That was awesome. I think you broke them. |
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Post by Queenie on Aug 4, 2008 19:41:04 GMT -5
You know how to get a Nashville resident pizza guy off your porch? You pay him for the pizza!!! BURN!!@# If that's all you got I would suggest staying in your own room. |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 4, 2008 20:41:17 GMT -5
You know how to get a Nashville resident pizza guy off your porch? You pay him for the pizza!!! BURN!!@# If that's all you got I would suggest staying in your own room. Yeah well I suggest that it be you that be the one who does the room staying ! [glow=red,2,300]Totally Burned ![/glow] |
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Post by Jo on Aug 5, 2008 6:21:12 GMT -5
Nashville: they'll fuck anything that moves. birthplace of beastialty in 1798 by Maximilian Fingrs Inmee.
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Post by Queenie on Aug 5, 2008 12:44:11 GMT -5
A little thread title symbosis . . . West Michigan Beaches. Your fave! ------------------- So who wants to impregnate a lesbian Weirdos!!  |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 5, 2008 13:46:34 GMT -5
Oh yeah ?
2 can play that game
Hey Dagwood !
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Let's all get together and have a gampaw sex orgy
;D
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Post by Queenie on Aug 5, 2008 14:04:07 GMT -5
Oh yeah ? 2 can play that game Hey Dagwood ! -------------------- ;D Let's all get together and have a gampaw sex orgy You can't start your own stupid thread over here JUST to make a hillbilly sounding thread title symbosis . . . doofy!! Not to mention they are not and could not have been back to back . . . YOU FAIL!! |
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Post by brytn on Aug 5, 2008 14:34:43 GMT -5
Anyone ever notice with FUCKTARD that he is completely and utterly obsessed with sex. First he complained ad nauseum that we no longer had a sex thread. Then every joke he makes about us in-breds down here is about what?....that is correct sex. I appreciate you FUCKTARD but, come on get your hand off your package. How in the hell do you type so much with one hand?  |
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Post by Queenie on Aug 5, 2008 14:40:39 GMT -5
Anyone ever notice with FUCKTARD that he is completely and utterly obsessed with sex. First he complained ad nauseum that we no longer had a sex thread. Then every joke he makes about us in-breds down here is about what?....that is correct sex. I appreciate you FUCKTARD but, come on get your hand off your package. How in the hell do you type so much with one hand? Ouch . . .ZING@!!! |
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Post by brytn on Aug 5, 2008 15:35:57 GMT -5
Anyone ever notice with FUCKTARD that he is completely and utterly obsessed with sex. First he complained ad nauseum that we no longer had a sex thread. Then every joke he makes about us in-breds down here is about what?....that is correct sex. I appreciate you FUCKTARD but, come on get your hand off your package. How in the hell do you type so much with one hand? Ouch . . .ZING@!!! Come in here walking. You'll be crawling out! ;D |
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