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Post by duffman911 on Nov 21, 2008 20:45:52 GMT -5
Producer Joe's deer urine date. Joe finds a minger date through craigslist and instead of using regular cologne he sprays himself down with deer urine. can also be substituted for liquid ass.
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Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Nov 23, 2008 22:00:46 GMT -5
Looks like someone has been listening to Bubba
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Post by schecterguitar on Nov 24, 2008 16:45:39 GMT -5
Here's a good one.
Go to a gas station and get a tin of chewing tobacco, the kind really isn't all that relevant.
Have Joe put in a nice big dip and have him keep it in for a half hour or so, continuously spitting into some type of receptacle.
At the end of the half hour, have him take the dip out and have him drink the spit from in the can/bottle/whatever.
If it doesn't cause him to gag and throw up on contact, give it 10 minutes and he'll be puking up everything he ate for breakfast.
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Post by christocates on Nov 25, 2008 12:34:12 GMT -5
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADDICT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CALLED IN A LONG TIME AGO ABOUT JOE DOING A "MINI-SERIES" STUNT. FIRST WEEK.. JOE GETS HOOKED ON CRACK.. SECOND WEEK HE ADDS HEROIN TO THE MIX.. THIRD WEEK HE HE GETS THE ORGY COMPLETE WITH METH.. AT THIS POINT HIS BANK ACCOUNT SHOULD BE COMPLETLY DRAINED {AS WILL HIS SPIRIT AND HUMILITY} SO THIS MAKES FOR TONY THE TIGER STYLE GREAT STREET INTERACTIONS WHILE JOE IS LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS. {CIGGS, MONEY, FOOD CLOTHING, ECT.} AND WEEKS 4-6 HE HAS TO GO THROUGH COLD TURKEY REHAB... NO JOE BUCKS SHOULD BE AWARDED DUE TO THE MAJOR LIFE LESSONS JOE WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM THIS STUNT. I UNDRSTAND THAT THIS IS A BIT MUCH TO ASK SO AN ALTERNATIVE STUNT COULD BE TO EAT AN ENTIRE GOEDUCK IN ONE HOUR. THINK ABOUT IT..
MR. CHRISTER
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Post by plungerhand on Nov 25, 2008 12:38:01 GMT -5
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADDICT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IN A LONG TIME AGO ABOUT JOE DOING A "MINI-SERIES" STUNT. FIRST WEEK.. JOE GETS HOOKED ON CRACK.. SECOND WEEK HE ADDS HEROIN TO THE MIX.. THIRD WEEK HE HE GETS THE ORGY COMPLETE WITH METH.. AT THIS POINT HIS BANK ACCOUNT SHOULD BE COMPLETLY DRAINED {AS WILL HIS SPIRIT AND HUMILITY} SO THIS MAKES FOR TONY THE TIGER STYLE GREAT STREET INTERACTIONS WHILE JOE IS LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS. {CIGGS, MONEY, FOOD CLOTHING, ECT.} AND WEEKS 4-6 HE HAS TO GO THROUGH COLD TURKEY REHAB... NO JOE BUCKS SHOULD BE AWARDED DUE TO THE MAJOR LIFE LESSONS JOE WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM THIS STUNT. I UNDRSTAND THAT THIS IS A BIT MUCH TO ASK SO AN ALTERNATIVE STUNT COULD BE TO EAT AN ENTIRE GOEDUCK IN ONE HOUR. THINK ABOUT IT.. MR. CHRISTER wow. I remember how they made fun of you right before they hung up on your genius ass...
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Nov 25, 2008 15:26:22 GMT -5
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ADDICT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CALLED IN A LONG TIME AGO ABOUT JOE DOING A "MINI-SERIES" STUNT. FIRST WEEK.. JOE GETS HOOKED ON CRACK.. SECOND WEEK HE ADDS HEROIN TO THE MIX.. THIRD WEEK HE HE GETS THE ORGY COMPLETE WITH METH.. AT THIS POINT HIS BANK ACCOUNT SHOULD BE COMPLETLY DRAINED {AS WILL HIS SPIRIT AND HUMILITY} SO THIS MAKES FOR TONY THE TIGER STYLE GREAT STREET INTERACTIONS WHILE JOE IS LOOKING FOR HANDOUTS. {CIGGS, MONEY, FOOD CLOTHING, ECT.} AND WEEKS 4-6 HE HAS TO GO THROUGH COLD TURKEY REHAB... NO JOE BUCKS SHOULD BE AWARDED DUE TO THE MAJOR LIFE LESSONS JOE WOULD TAKE AWAY FROM THIS STUNT. I UNDRSTAND THAT THIS IS A BIT MUCH TO ASK SO AN ALTERNATIVE STUNT COULD BE TO EAT AN ENTIRE GOEDUCK IN ONE HOUR. THINK ABOUT IT.. MR. CHRISTER
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Post by mkpjwp03 on Nov 27, 2008 23:49:14 GMT -5
send joe to one of those adult novelty stores with a "viewing room" with a pot belly pig or sheep on a leach and ask for a bestiality video, the reaction would be priceless
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Post by mkpjwp03 on Nov 27, 2008 23:56:31 GMT -5
r rated hypnotist
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Post by yankeesforlife on Dec 2, 2008 19:34:25 GMT -5
Hey guys i thought this would be a good stunt if next year when black friday came around joe went out and either tried to mess with people in line or go into the store and just grab what ever he wants from people. but im shure you guys could could figure out something off that idea. Take it easy. Luka
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Post by your momma on Dec 2, 2008 22:10:49 GMT -5
Hey guys i thought this would be a good stunt if next year when black friday came around joe went out and either tried to mess with people in line or go into the store and just grab what ever he wants from people. but im shure you guys could could figure out something off that idea. Take it easy. Luka That's not a bad idea....he definitely would get a beat down for sure...have him try to grab something out of someone's buggy.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Dec 3, 2008 8:45:46 GMT -5
inspired by hotwings sleeping on the keyboard.
Snort the crap that falls inside the keyboard.
shake the crap out and make a line for snortin'
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Post by Queenie on Dec 3, 2008 8:47:12 GMT -5
If he used my keyboard, he'd be snorting cracker crumbs!!
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Post by medicron on Dec 3, 2008 12:58:01 GMT -5
go up to any and all ambulances and ask if he can get on the pa system and act like a siren
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Post by your momma on Dec 3, 2008 14:30:13 GMT -5
go up to any and all ambulances and ask if he can get on the pa system and act like a siren I was just wondering if you drove an ambulance for a living? I was reading some of your posts and I think you might be one of those EMT or Paramedic guys......but I could be wrong.
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Post by medicron on Dec 3, 2008 15:11:35 GMT -5
that is what i am doing right now.
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Post by dumberthanzane on Dec 4, 2008 20:44:03 GMT -5
I think Joe should hit on a female police officer or better yet. Goose one.
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Post by motorboatking on Dec 4, 2008 21:59:01 GMT -5
Re-enact Meg Ryan's scene in When Harry met Sally in a local restaurant.
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Post by 0rz0ski on Dec 10, 2008 7:56:02 GMT -5
Re-enact Meg Ryan's scene in When Harry met Sally in a local restaurant. I hope you're joking...he already did that for a stunt at a BK.
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Post by Jiggy on Dec 10, 2008 12:41:18 GMT -5
that is what i am doing right now. You're driving and typing at the same time? (says a silent prayer to myself) God, it's me jiggyjiggyhoss. Please make it so that I never have to require the assistance of an ambulance for we all know that IDIOTs and platypuses are your way of showing a sense of humor. Amen.
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Post by steve on Dec 17, 2008 1:14:35 GMT -5
Bum adventures.
Take a bum to a strip club. Give a bum a bad makeover. Get drunk with a bum. Get in a fight with a bum.
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Post by LimpBagel on Dec 18, 2008 3:37:31 GMT -5
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Post by Queenie on Dec 22, 2008 12:37:38 GMT -5
Producer Joe Misguided Paparazzi Joe would go out with a camera, and approach random passersby on the street, asking them tabloid-esque questions, all while taking as many pictures as he can. (Depending how crazy you wanted Joe to appear, you could either have him really taking photos, or just holding the camera up to his face and making the shutter sound with his mouth.)
Questions that could be asked:
- Their relationship with _______ - Their time in rehab - Rumors about their sexuality - Ask for a comment on any current events topic
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Post by hotzester on Dec 22, 2008 12:40:47 GMT -5
[drop] Learn to read...ha ha! [/drop]
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Dec 22, 2008 13:02:33 GMT -5
Bum adventures. Take a bum to a strip club. Give a bum a bad makeover. Get drunk with a bum. Get in a fight with a bum. Give a bum a bad makeover. Take a bum to a strip club. Get drunk with a bum. Get in a fight with a bum Sounds to me with a slight re-arrange like : Producer Joe's Bum Buddy. make friends, treat them to a night on the town...get drunk and fight.
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Post by Moobs Minger on Dec 24, 2008 1:15:58 GMT -5
Bum adventures. Take a bum to a strip club. Give a bum a bad makeover. Get drunk with a bum. Get in a fight with a bum. The FBHW show prefers the term "hobo" when naming Joe stunts. It's more pleasant.
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Post by Mark the Valet on Dec 24, 2008 23:35:16 GMT -5
How about just bringing in a hypnotist and have him or her hypnotize Joe on the air. Could be a little boring if it doesn't work, though.
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Post by potthole on Dec 25, 2008 7:54:51 GMT -5
There's a guy in the GR area that does that kind of stuff, he'd come and preform at my high school. Can't remember his name, but he was this strange little man, and had a curly mustache. He eventually was banned from preforming at the school because he started hitting on teachers. Looks funny and is creepy- perfect for the show!
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Post by Mad Dog on Dec 27, 2008 8:22:55 GMT -5
How about this one? Producer Joe's "Liquid Ass Rock Star" Joe can go back to the college campus and rock out at the cafeteria at lunch time.
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Post by gpzj94 on Jan 2, 2009 10:59:09 GMT -5
I think Joe should do a party boy stunt from jackass
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Post by Rock Monster on Jan 2, 2009 12:25:55 GMT -5
Producer Joe: Get a stranger to light your fart. (if successful, I expect a "tell me how my taint look" line)
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