Post by chlietoris63 on Dec 2, 2008 12:17:42 GMT -5
Post-a-holics Anonymous 12 step program:
1) We admitted that we were powerless to STOP posting to Stoopid threads.
2) Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity .
3) Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of FB&HW as we understood them.
4) Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and how others failed us, so we did not have to blame ourselves, EVER!!!
5) Admitted to FB&HW, the exact nature of our wrongs, which they then used to rip us a new one and exploited us for the benefit of their many listeners.
6) Were entirely ready to have FB&HW remove all these defects of character , only they INSIST on adding MORE defects of character.
7) Humbly asked Joe to remove our shortcomings . Joe then asked us how to remove HIS!!!
8) Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make examples of them all.
9) Made direct examples of such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others, unless it was REALLY funny!
10) Continued to take advantage of others' personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly hid it .
11) Sought through phone calls and message boards to improve our conscious contact with FB&HW as we understood them, phoning only for knowledge of FB&HW's will for us and the power to carry that out ( Ask Joe about THAT one!)
12) Having had a Fartual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other listeners and to practice these principles in all our affairs.( Use a condom.)
I WIN!!!!
1) We admitted that we were powerless to STOP posting to Stoopid threads.
2) Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity .
3) Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of FB&HW as we understood them.
4) Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves and how others failed us, so we did not have to blame ourselves, EVER!!!
5) Admitted to FB&HW, the exact nature of our wrongs, which they then used to rip us a new one and exploited us for the benefit of their many listeners.
6) Were entirely ready to have FB&HW remove all these defects of character , only they INSIST on adding MORE defects of character.
7) Humbly asked Joe to remove our shortcomings . Joe then asked us how to remove HIS!!!
8) Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make examples of them all.
9) Made direct examples of such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others, unless it was REALLY funny!
10) Continued to take advantage of others' personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly hid it .
11) Sought through phone calls and message boards to improve our conscious contact with FB&HW as we understood them, phoning only for knowledge of FB&HW's will for us and the power to carry that out ( Ask Joe about THAT one!)
12) Having had a Fartual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other listeners and to practice these principles in all our affairs.( Use a condom.)
I WIN!!!!
