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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 7:05:41 GMT -5
Any swingers on the board? I figured with 1700 people on the maybe we'll find a few.
Vote and don't reply if you want to be anonymous.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 7:10:01 GMT -5
damnit!
the second from the top is supposed to say I am not a swinger@!
damnit!
Biff help!
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 8:00:17 GMT -5
regardless of my failure we have some votes...but no swingers yet...  |
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Post by Zee on Jul 23, 2008 8:08:33 GMT -5
I wouldn't trust the accuracy of this poll since Big Brother can see who votes for what and that may or may not affect how people vote.
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Post by wienerpoopie on Jul 23, 2008 8:09:32 GMT -5
This thread is the definition of failure…
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 8:11:22 GMT -5
failure: all threads started by Howie Feltersnatch
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Post by plungerhand on Jul 23, 2008 8:50:04 GMT -5
1000 pages in the sex thread and this never got brought up?? Oh, I get it, you're recruiting.
I want you!! For the Howie's sex Army.
Did you make you pink or did Bif?
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 9:14:02 GMT -5
1000 pages in the sex thread and this never got brought up?? Oh, I get it, you're recruiting. I want you!! For the Howie's sex Army. Did you make you pink or did Bif? Biff made me pink while i was out actually doing work yesterday afternoon.... no recruiting...they were talking about swingers...plus my wife always watches that show "Swingtown" er whatever.... that needs to be on showtime...if i got to see some cans once in a while i'd be more inclined to sit and watch with her...instead i hide in the basement and play rockband |
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Post by plungerhand on Jul 23, 2008 9:25:48 GMT -5
1000 pages in the sex thread and this never got brought up?? Oh, I get it, you're recruiting. I want you!! For the Howie's sex Army. Did you make you pink or did Bif? Biff made me pink while i was out actually doing work yesterday afternoon.... no recruiting...they were talking about swingers...plus my wife always watches that show "Swingtown" er whatever.... that needs to be on showtime...if i got to see some cans once in a while i'd be more inclined to sit and watch with her...instead i hide in the basement and play rockband I thought you only had 3 channels? |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 9:30:24 GMT -5
Biff made me pink while i was out actually doing work yesterday afternoon.... no recruiting...they were talking about swingers...plus my wife always watches that show "Swingtown" er whatever.... that needs to be on showtime...if i got to see some cans once in a while i'd be more inclined to sit and watch with her...instead i hide in the basement and play rockband I thought you only had 3 channels? we do...but the inlaws have tivo...so when they go out to dinner we break in and watch all the stuff we've tivo'd i successfully tivo'd some skinimax during a free weekend...it was more on accident but a laugh was had "grandma...what are you watching?!?" |
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Post by Zee on Jul 23, 2008 9:35:44 GMT -5
Your own poll is giving you the finger on this thread Howie.  |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 9:39:27 GMT -5
Your own poll is giving you the finger on this thread Howie. i suck at life i deserve pink unicorns |
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Post by ashleykme on Jul 23, 2008 11:55:07 GMT -5
I guess I'm the first swinger. My husband and I used to do it sometimes when we were married, but it's really not like in the movies. And we're divorced now, so I guess you see how that turns out haha. I didn't mind it at all, I still only loved him, it's complicated I guess
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 12:11:21 GMT -5
I guess I'm the first swinger. My husband and I used to do it sometimes when we were married, but it's really not like in the movies. And we're divorced now, so I guess you see how that turns out haha. I didn't mind it at all, I still only loved him, it's complicated I guess kudos to you....atleast i found on person that is/was a swinger. I think my thread is still a big fail though. I'm not a jelous person, but i'm 100% sure that i would not enjoy knowing some other dude was doing my wife...different strokes for different folks thanks for an honest post |
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Post by elranito on Jul 23, 2008 13:53:50 GMT -5
1000 pages in the sex thread and this never got brought up?? Oh, I get it, you're recruiting. I want you!! For the Howie's sex Army. Did you make you pink or did Bif? Wait... there was actually a thread that made it to 1000 pages? Good lord... please tell me that is an exaggeration for effect. |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 23, 2008 14:17:22 GMT -5
1000 pages in the sex thread and this never got brought up?? Oh, I get it, you're recruiting. I want you!! For the Howie's sex Army. Did you make you pink or did Bif? Wait... there was actually a thread that made it to 1000 pages? Good lord... please tell me that is an exaggeration for effect. no...but over 10k views.... |
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Post by elranito on Jul 23, 2008 14:38:22 GMT -5
Wait... there was actually a thread that made it to 1000 pages? Good lord... please tell me that is an exaggeration for effect. no...but over 10k views.... That is still pretty ridiculous considering the next highest I see is the pictures thread with 3300+... |
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Post by plungerhand on Jul 23, 2008 14:42:05 GMT -5
no...but over 10k views.... That is still pretty ridiculous considering the next highest I see is the pictures thread with 3300+... Howie's the keymaster/gatekeeper, ...open the door...and let 'em in.... |
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Post by beerbarella on Jul 23, 2008 19:03:24 GMT -5
I couldn't ever be a swinger. I'm selfish and don't want to share.
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Post by Fistor on Jul 23, 2008 19:05:49 GMT -5
I couldn't ever be a swinger. I'm selfish and don't want to share. I used to be like that. But then I got all chafed. |
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Post by Allyson on Jul 24, 2008 17:44:15 GMT -5
I don't think I could do it. I could probably muster the courage for a threesome but only under very specific circumstances.
1. It would have to be with another chick.
2. She'd have to be hot but not overbearingly hot.
3. She'd have to be clean.
4. She'd have to be anonymous and someone neither of us would ever see again.
So yea it will probably never happen because that girl does not exist.
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Post by broyoder on Jul 24, 2008 18:59:24 GMT -5
I don't think I could do it. I could probably muster the courage for a threesome but only under very specific circumstances. 1. It would have to be with another chick. 2. She'd have to be hot but not overbearingly hot. 3. She'd have to be clean. 4. She'd have to be anonymous and someone neither of us would ever see again. So yea it will probably never happen because that girl does not exist. Hey, it sounds like my girlfriend fits those criteria. Sooooo...yeah, just...uhmmmmmm...lettin ya know. |
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Post by Bo Nerdasuck on Jul 25, 2008 13:49:07 GMT -5
I don't think I could do it. I could probably muster the courage for a threesome but only under very specific circumstances. 1. It would have to be with another chick. 2. She'd have to be hot but not overbearingly hot. 3. She'd have to be clean. 4. She'd have to be anonymous and someone neither of us would ever see again. So yea it will probably never happen because that girl does not exist. You're exactly right, she does not exist, I've been looking for her as well. Hot, blind, deaf, and mute.... I'd marry her for sure.  |
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Post by wienerpoopie on Jul 25, 2008 14:11:54 GMT -5
I don't think I could do it. I could probably muster the courage for a threesome but only under very specific circumstances. 1. It would have to be with another chick. 2. She'd have to be hot but not overbearingly hot. 3. She'd have to be clean. 4. She'd have to be anonymous and someone neither of us would ever see again. So yea it will probably never happen because that girl does not exist. I know many clean hookers near my house… |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 25, 2008 14:44:02 GMT -5
I don't think I could do it. I could probably muster the courage for a threesome but only under very specific circumstances. 1. It would have to be with another chick. 2. She'd have to be hot but not overbearingly hot. 3. She'd have to be clean. 4. She'd have to be anonymous and someone neither of us would ever see again. So yea it will probably never happen because that girl does not exist. I know many clean hookers near my house… i'm one of them |
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Post by speedbump on Jul 25, 2008 14:49:35 GMT -5
I know many clean hookers near my house… i'm one of them There we go. |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Jul 25, 2008 14:53:40 GMT -5
...i mowed the 'lawn' last night and scrubbed the undercarriage...i'm clean |
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Post by Mad Dog on Jul 25, 2008 16:29:18 GMT -5
I've never swung before and now that i'm divorced it's kinda hard too share but if i were i'd love too give it a shot under the right circumstances. I.E. Hot MILF and lots of booze
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Post by potthole on Jul 26, 2008 8:45:41 GMT -5
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