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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Aug 5, 2008 14:14:31 GMT -5
Actually I believe I was the first to come to your aid at the bottom of the stairs You were... Everyone else just left me for dead... +1 for being sober enough to remember that most of us expeted no less from you  |
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Post by boizalynne on Aug 5, 2008 15:12:44 GMT -5
You were... Everyone else just left me for dead... +1 for being sober enough to remember that most of us expeted no less from you Awww you've always had a knack for making me feel SOOOO good about myself Howie... I appreciate your lower expectations of me.... |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Aug 5, 2008 15:29:31 GMT -5
+1 for being sober enough to remember that most of us expeted no less from you Awww you've always had a knack for making me feel SOOOO good about myself Howie... I appreciate your lower expectations of me.... hey...you're clean now so we can poke fun at drunk boiza right? |
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Post by boizalynne on Aug 5, 2008 15:48:40 GMT -5
Awww you've always had a knack for making me feel SOOOO good about myself Howie... I appreciate your lower expectations of me.... hey...you're clean now so we can poke fun at drunk boiza right? Right right... I can't deny that it was me being the drunken idiot... |
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Post by beerbarella on Aug 5, 2008 16:23:35 GMT -5
I've never done anything dumb while drunk.
Ok, that's a blatant lie. I usually just get silly and loud, dancing on tables and things like that. Boring stuff.
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Post by Jo on Aug 5, 2008 16:32:43 GMT -5
I've never done anything dumb while drunk. Ok, that's a blatant lie. I usually just get silly and loud, dancing on tables and things like that. Boring stuff. -1 for being uninteresting! just kidding  yeah, that's the usual stuff. i tend not to get too crazy anyways. i'm a easy-going drunk. |
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Post by potthole on Aug 5, 2008 17:02:30 GMT -5
I think one of the more famous statements I made when drunk came from this most recent New Year's Eve. I wasn't feeling the greatest and told my wife (at time fiance), "I feel awful. I feel as though a donkey ate me, pooped me out, ate me again, and pooped me out again."
I was met with stunned silence for a moment, followed by much laughter.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 5, 2008 18:02:31 GMT -5
I think one of the more famous statements I made when drunk came from this most recent New Year's Eve. I wasn't feeling the greatest and told my wife (at time fiance), "I feel awful. I feel as though a donkey ate me, pooped me out, ate me again, and pooped me out again." I was met with stunned silence for a moment, followed by much laughter. You married a dude ? (waiting to see if anyone get's that) |
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Post by Queenie on Aug 5, 2008 18:15:50 GMT -5
I think one of the more famous statements I made when drunk came from this most recent New Year's Eve. I wasn't feeling the greatest and told my wife (at time fiance), "I feel awful. I feel as though a donkey ate me, pooped me out, ate me again, and pooped me out again." I was met with stunned silence for a moment, followed by much laughter. You married a dude ? (waiting to see if anyone get's that) Well FUCKTARD eveybody calls their soon-to-be spouse a fiance, eventhough if you looked it up in the dictionary the meaning would be "a man engaged to be married". Geez . . . you are bored, huh? oh and lookin for a fight!! j/k |
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Post by Mad Dog on Aug 5, 2008 19:06:13 GMT -5
I was in college and a few of went to Florida for a week. I was asleep (passed out?) on the floor and apparently got up to go to the restroom. Except I actually went to the balcony because everyone wants to piss off the balcony right? I have absolutely no recollection of doing this but, was informed of it the next morning. Also, there was someone hit by the offending stream who figured out which room we were in and what I was wearing. Luckily, by the time he got to the room I was fast asleep on the floor on the far side of the bed. I am sure it was funny to everyone there but, is not one of my prouder moments. A friend I party with gets drunk and poops everywhere! Floors, sinks, and one time at a lake party he went on top of the raft in the lake. In 1988 I moved to Grand Rapids and had only been in town a couple of weeks so I was staying on the floor at my friends Apartment. We loved the booze and weed was always plentiful. We were having our nightly party and it was getting late and because we had to go too work in the morning my friend went to bed an I pulled up my blanket in the living room. Literally two minutes later my friend came out of his room, past the bathroom, through the living room, into the kitchen. I heard the oven door open, then the sound of water flowing. I was like WTF, so I got up to look and there was my friend pissing in the oven!! |
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Post by potthole on Aug 5, 2008 19:16:58 GMT -5
You married a dude ? (waiting to see if anyone get's that) Well FUCKTARD eveybody calls their soon-to-be spouse a fiance, eventhough if you looked it up in the dictionary the meaning would be "a man engaged to be married". Geez . . . you are bored, huh? oh and lookin for a fight!! j/k Fiance refers to the man? What's the proper term for the woman? |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 5, 2008 19:34:40 GMT -5
You married a dude ? (waiting to see if anyone get's that) Well FUCKTARD eveybody calls their soon-to-be spouse a fiance, eventhough if you looked it up in the dictionary the meaning would be "a man engaged to be married". Geez . . . you are bored, huh? oh and lookin for a fight!! j/k Well FUCKTARD eveybody calls their soon-to-be spouse a fiance, eventhough if you looked it up in the dictionary the meaning would be "a man engaged to be married". Geez . . . you are bored, huh? oh and lookin for a fight!! j/k Fiance refers to the man? What's the proper term for the woman? Fiance is male (sometimes with the accent over the e) Fiancee (usually with that frilly french thingy over the last e) is female Is it just me or does anyone else notice that hangovers from sweet/fruity drinks like wine are much worse and tend to last longer than hangovers from straight alcohol ? Also, any truth to the idea that cheap shit like 5 O'clock gives worse hangovers than the good stuff like makers or Grey Goose ? Generally I've found that the cheap stuff is bad going in, and hurts much more later on. Also Also wik, hangovers ? Worse as we get older ? |
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Post by Peachs on Aug 6, 2008 5:03:48 GMT -5
Well FUCKTARD eveybody calls their soon-to-be spouse a fiance, eventhough if you looked it up in the dictionary the meaning would be "a man engaged to be married". Geez . . . you are bored, huh? oh and lookin for a fight!! j/k Fiance refers to the man? What's the proper term for the woman? Fiance is male (sometimes with the accent over the e) Fiancee (usually with that frilly french thingy over the last e) is female Is it just me or does anyone else notice that hangovers from sweet/fruity drinks like wine are much worse and tend to last longer than hangovers from straight alcohol ? Also, any truth to the idea that cheap shit like 5 O'clock gives worse hangovers than the good stuff like makers or Grey Goose ? Generally I've found that the cheap stuff is bad going in, and hurts much more later on. Also Also wik, hangovers ? Worse as we get older ? you might be right my friend... that's how it is for meeeee not to mention, a night of just beer gives a far less horrid hangover than a night of redbull and rum or vodka |
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Post by Fistor on Aug 6, 2008 8:34:29 GMT -5
We loved the booze and weed was always plentiful. Tree hugging hippie.  |
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Post by Queenie on Aug 6, 2008 8:42:11 GMT -5
Is it just me or does anyone else notice that hangovers from sweet/fruity drinks like wine are much worse and tend to last longer than hangovers from straight alcohol ? Also, any truth to the idea that cheap shit like 5 O'clock gives worse hangovers than the good stuff like makers or Grey Goose ? Generally I've found that the cheap stuff is bad going in, and hurts much more later on. Also Also wik, hangovers ? Worse as we get older ? Oh my gosh you just reminded me of my Grey Goose wreck . . .that crap will sneak up on you (kinda like that telephone pole that "jumped" out in front of me). Yikes. On the fruity drinks/wine . . . I think that's why I don't drink them. I like JD coolers, but I'm beginning to think they don't like me!! |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 6, 2008 8:59:17 GMT -5
One of the worst drunkages i've ever had was with merlot. Not too long after my big break up, I decided that a bottle or merlot sounded nice, and it was. but by the 3rd bottle I realized I was in waaayyyyyy over my head. (This was also one of my first instances of drunken emailing) I was sharing a house with my brother and decided that I was going to go outside to get sick because I didnt want to wake him up.
That stuff is like a GD velvet sledgehammer.
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Post by boizalynne on Aug 6, 2008 9:35:03 GMT -5
One of the worst drunkages i've ever had was with merlot. Not too long after my big break up, I decided that a bottle or merlot sounded nice, and it was. but by the 3rd bottle I realized I was in waaayyyyyy over my head. (This was also one of my first instances of drunken emailing) I was sharing a house with my brother and decided that I was going to go outside to get sick because I didnt want to wake him up. That stuff is like a GD velvet sledgehammer. Wine ALWAYS made me sick.... As sophisticated as it made me feel to drink it, it always made me puke... |
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Post by Queenie on Aug 6, 2008 9:45:07 GMT -5
One of the worst drunkages i've ever had was with merlot. Not too long after my big break up, I decided that a bottle or merlot sounded nice, and it was. but by the 3rd bottle I realized I was in waaayyyyyy over my head. (This was also one of my first instances of drunken emailing) I was sharing a house with my brother and decided that I was going to go outside to get sick because I didnt want to wake him up. That stuff is like a GD velvet sledgehammer. Wine ALWAYS made me sick.... As sophisticated as it made me feel to drink it, it always made me puke... It always gives me a headache before I can even begin to feel the alcohol. |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 6, 2008 11:36:48 GMT -5
G4 just reported that A sandwich made with Burnt toast, eggs and bacon is a great hangover cure. They also recommended sugar water and B vitamins
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Post by Dino on Aug 6, 2008 11:44:30 GMT -5
G4 just reported that A sandwich made with Burnt toast, eggs and bacon is a great hangover cure. They also recommended sugar water and B vitamins O'Tooles on bridge st. in GR has a hang over burger which has bacon, eggs, lettuce, tomato, pickle, fries, swiss, cheddar and a homemade bloody mary sauce. I haven't had it but have heard it's pretty awesome! |
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Post by potthole on Aug 6, 2008 12:01:18 GMT -5
Wine creeps up on me like an ambush by the Viet Kong in 'Nam. I'll feel fine as I'm drinking it, barely feeling as though I've had any alcohol, and then BOOM! Out of nowhere it knocks me on my butt.
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Post by Queenie on Aug 6, 2008 13:12:27 GMT -5
G4 just reported that A sandwich made with Burnt toast, eggs and bacon is a great hangover cure. They also recommended sugar water and B vitamins O'Tooles on bridge st. in GR has a hang over burger which has bacon, eggs, lettuce, tomato, pickle, fries, swiss, cheddar and a homemade bloody mary sauce. I haven't had it but have heard it's pretty awesome!  |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 6, 2008 13:16:49 GMT -5
Give me a couple bottle of cold water, 3 aspirin, and 2 cups of strong coffee, and then I'll be ready for some breakfast, usually high protein, and i'm ready to go.
back to bed
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Aug 6, 2008 13:32:33 GMT -5
Give me ....high protein, and i'm ready to go. back to bedi bet |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Aug 6, 2008 13:34:21 GMT -5
I don't get to stupid...a little loud and a little handsy...doesn't really matter who i'm handsy with either.
Once my wife was driving me to meet some of my buddies and their wives at the bar....luckily she went that time cause on the way out the door i took a huge gulp from everyones glass after i pounded the last half of mine. Then kissed my highschool buddy (Ryan) on the cheek and left.
Wife just shook her head at me.....Ryan needed to shave
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 6, 2008 13:42:22 GMT -5
In Puerto Vallarta, I was hanging in a club with 2 girls I met on the plane ride down. We were drining talking and what not, I got up to get another round of drinks, when I came back there was some dude at our table, I being the friendly drunk said HEY THERE ! and shook his hand. He passed a drink of something to one of the girls and she looked at it dubiously, and slid it to me. I took it and slammed it, the dude looked a bit pissed, and fortunately for me, I wasn't drunk enough to completely lose all my senses, I did the Coyote Ugly, shot and spit trick and spit whatever it was into my Corona bottle. Big fun drunk me just might have saved a girl from getting GHB'd
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Post by Mad Dog on Aug 6, 2008 17:33:01 GMT -5
We loved the booze and weed was always plentiful. Tree hugging hippie. yes, my life was alot different back then, I'm alot older and hopefuly wiser, but I doubt it. |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 6, 2008 23:20:18 GMT -5
Right now I'm about halfway to happy upside down land, but I'm stopping here for the night.
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Post by conebone69 on Aug 8, 2008 20:31:54 GMT -5
I was drinking with a friend and told him that i thought his girlfriend was hot and that she had nice knockers and asked him if she would F me i quickly replied with because i'd F her he punched me in the head then i threw up and passed out
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Post by brytn on Aug 8, 2008 23:15:35 GMT -5
I was drinking with a friend and told him that i thought his girlfriend was hot and that she had nice knockers and asked him if she would F me i quickly replied with because i'd F her he punched me in the head then i threw up and passed out  how bout a comma or a period! Hate to be your 4th grade teacher but... |
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