|
|
Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 9, 2008 0:22:55 GMT -5
I was drinking with a friend and told him that i thought his girlfriend was hot and that she had nice knockers and asked him if she would F me i quickly replied with because i'd F her he punched me in the head then i threw up and passed out  how bout a comma or a period! Hate to be your 4th grade teacher but... Not to be the grammar police, but I gotta agree with Brytn here, Cone, just a little basic grammar will make your posts more readable for everyone. |
|
|
|
Post by jaydethespaz on Aug 14, 2008 17:29:18 GMT -5
My 19th birthday party.
My friends and I each had a friend buy our own bottle.
There were 5 of us and we had two bottles of vodka, one bottle of durango, and a bottle of bacardi, and mine was a bottle of 151.
We each were supposed to share, but i got a little greedy with my bottle. (which tends to happen when i'm drinking) so, i pounded it and we got into the biggest chick fight you have ever seen.
When that was over, we made up and everyone but me went to their boyfriend to get a lil somthin. so i went with my best option, some random guy from work. well i ended up waking up next to him screaming my head off because i was scared of what i had done. when he calmed me down, i was hyper-ventalating so bad i threw up on him.
I haven't talked to him since, and haven't drank since.
THere is my story.
|
|
|
|
Post by mayorofawesometown on Aug 14, 2008 18:12:31 GMT -5
I threw up in a hotel lobby but was able to make it to the elevator before any staff noticed. Then I threw up on my friend. She was less than thrilled.
|
|
|
|
Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 14, 2008 18:58:47 GMT -5
When that was over, we made up and everyone but me went to their boyfriend to get a lil somthin. so i went with my best option, some random guy from work. well i ended up waking up next to him screaming my head off because i was scared of what i had done. when he calmed me down, i was hyper-ventalating so bad i threw up on him. I haven't talked to him since, and haven't drank since. THere is my story. Poor guy.  |
|
|
|
Post by Gatorade on Aug 14, 2008 19:25:32 GMT -5
I drank way too much at a bowling alley and ate a penny..... I don't know why, but in retro.... not cool.
|
|
|
|
Post by Peachs on Aug 14, 2008 19:35:23 GMT -5
streaking... I was drunk once a few years ago and streaked... even tried to get on the 22 bus (UIUC) naked...
|
|
|
|
Post by potthole on Aug 14, 2008 21:16:45 GMT -5
I was drinking with a friend and told him that i thought his girlfriend was hot and that she had nice knockers and asked him if she would F me i quickly replied with because i'd F her he punched me in the head then i threw up and passed out ...and then you woke up and posted this story on here?  |
|
|
|
Post by ashleykme on Aug 14, 2008 21:20:06 GMT -5
Slept with a boss... not a good thing at all. Found out later his girlfriend was a friend of mine in high school. Maine is too small, everyone knows everyone hmmph
|
|
boizalynne
Intern
Look at that effing tongue
Coolest-Person-EVER
Posts: 4
|
Post by boizalynne on Aug 15, 2008 10:18:47 GMT -5
Slept with a boss... not a good thing at all. Found out later his girlfriend was a friend of mine in high school. Maine is too small, everyone knows everyone hmmph I've had something like this happen to me... but I wasn't drunk.... |
|
|
|
Post by wienerpoopie on Aug 15, 2008 10:31:20 GMT -5
I forgot about the time I was drunk at a bon fire and was using my car to haul people to my house to use the bathroom, I though “its ok im only driving in my yard” I ended up backing my car up the guide wire of a power pole bringing the entire rear of the car off the ground. The next morning I realized I couldn’t drive the car because it had destroyed the license plate.
|
|
|
|
Post by Opus on Aug 15, 2008 11:28:08 GMT -5
I have 2 stories of drunken stupidness.
The first was at my brothers High School graduation. We were sitting around and most of the family had already gotten 3-4 shots in and realized I wasn't drinking so they started putting on the pressure to get me drunk. Finally one of them got some money out and mixed a cup (24 oz) of 2 shots of everything on the table, starting with 151 and cabo wabo tequila.
Knowing that I have a habit of not turning down a bet, he bet me $20 bucks that I couldn't slam the cup without pausing.. and I took the bet and won.
Fast forward 45 minutes and I'm on the verge of passing out and they are taking bets how far I am going to puke. I'm sitting at a table with my brother and on it is a bowl of salsa and next to it a bag of chips. I'm told that all of a sudden, I laughed, slammed my hand down on the salsa and it sprayed into my brothers eyes.
Luckily at least one person was sober enough to rinse his eyes out.
The second was at my aunt/uncles house and we were celebrating over Memorial Day weekend.
I lost count of shots (mostly Jagermeister and Cabo Wabo Tequila) at 22. At some point I picked up the Jager and started slamming it til someone took it away.
I was screwing around in my happy drunken state and went and laid in my younger cousins bed and was laying there for a few minutes, possibly fell asleep when all of a sudden (and this is on video and is hilarious) I bolted upright, screamed the Japanese were invading, and fell out of the bed.
|
|
|
|
Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 15, 2008 13:40:41 GMT -5
If that had happened on dec 6 1941 that might have been helpful
|
|
|
|
Post by lovegrenade on Aug 15, 2008 16:05:26 GMT -5
Voted for George Bush in 2000.
I was hammered and decided it was the perfect time to cast my absentee ballot.
Unfortunately, at the time I would have voted for him sober, but at least now I can
use the flawless "because I was drunk" defense. Either way, it's the dumbest thing
I've ever done drunk.... or sober.
|
|
|
|
Post by jaydethespaz on Aug 16, 2008 17:07:00 GMT -5
If that had happened on dec 6 1941 that might have been helpful It would have been the morning of the 7th, but a forewarning would have been appreciated |
|
|
|
Post by jaydethespaz on Aug 16, 2008 17:08:47 GMT -5
When that was over, we made up and everyone but me went to their boyfriend to get a lil somthin. so i went with my best option, some random guy from work. well i ended up waking up next to him screaming my head off because i was scared of what i had done. when he calmed me down, i was hyper-ventalating so bad i threw up on him. I haven't talked to him since, and haven't drank since. THere is my story. Poor guy. Yea but a couple days ago i found out that he was using me to get at his preggo girlfriend's last nerve so i don't feel bad for him, i feel bad for her that she's in the same boat i am. procreated with an indecent a-hole! |
|
|
|
Post by FUCKTARD ! on Aug 16, 2008 23:23:20 GMT -5
Poor guy. Yea but a couple days ago i found out that he was using me to get at his preggo girlfriend's last nerve so i don't feel bad for him, i feel bad for her that she's in the same boat i am. procreated with an indecent a-hole! Yeah, what a dicktard. I'm glad you puked on him. Asswad. |
|
