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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 6, 2008 14:47:00 GMT -5
Queen inspired this as she is lusting over woman in the other thread.
I'm holding mine for a while so that I don't look a fool.
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Post by Fistor on Oct 6, 2008 14:55:02 GMT -5
Interesting you post this right after I posted my picture.
I'm sure the timing is purely coincidental, though.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 6, 2008 15:01:04 GMT -5
Interesting you post this right after I posted my picture. I'm sure the timing is purely coincidental, though. I don't see my name in this post |
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Post by Opus on Oct 6, 2008 15:01:42 GMT -5
Ok, I'll bite.
As long as I never had to perform any sexual acts (hey, most married men will tell you there wives do this too) I could be gay for Dwayne Johnson (The Rock). The dude is hilarious, has a great body (I could only dream about having a body that good), and seems like he would be a fun guy to be around 24/7.
Just so we don't alienate any members that may be actually gay, who would you go straight for?
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 6, 2008 15:05:20 GMT -5
Ok, I'll bite. As long as I never had to perform any sexual acts (hey, most married men will tell you there wives do this too) I could be gay for Dwayne Johnson (The Rock). The dude is hilarious, has a great body (I could only dream about having a body that good), and seems like he would be a fun guy to be around 24/7. Just so we don't alienate any members that may be actually gay, who would you go straight for? FUCKTARD can post the "I'll go straight for" I was thinking David Duchovny. My wife has been watching a lot of Californication and he's in decent shape and pretty hillarious. |
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Post by Jo on Oct 6, 2008 15:19:45 GMT -5
 i did it dino! |
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 6, 2008 15:27:37 GMT -5
i did it dino! thats you....do you wet yourself at the sight of your reflection? |
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 6, 2008 15:30:20 GMT -5
I'd go gay for Carrie Underwood too! .... So long as I could:
A. Not have any gay sex with men.
II. Not have to dress gay
3. Was allowed to give Carrie Underwood babies
$. She'd have to give me all KINDS of child support.
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Post by Jo on Oct 6, 2008 15:36:19 GMT -5
i did it dino! thats you....do you wet yourself at the sight of your reflection? that'd be something......i wonder if that really happens. |
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Post by Dino on Oct 6, 2008 16:03:57 GMT -5
i did dino! fixed |
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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 6, 2008 21:51:37 GMT -5
i did it dino!  ^? |
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Post by wingospagettio on Oct 6, 2008 23:02:51 GMT -5
i did it dino! ^? Hell yeah! |
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Post by wingospagettio on Oct 6, 2008 23:06:18 GMT -5
If I switched teams, it would be for Johnny Bench. He's used to being the catcher.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 7, 2008 5:09:01 GMT -5
Ok, I'll bite. As long as I never had to perform any sexual acts (hey, most married men will tell you there wives do this too) I could be gay for Dwayne Johnson (The Rock). The dude is hilarious, has a great body (I could only dream about having a body that good), and seems like he would be a fun guy to be around 24/7. Just so we don't alienate any members that may be actually gay, who would you go straight for? FUCKTARD can post the "I'll go straight for"  Bradd Pitt if he showers everyday and keeps me in liquor and beer |
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 7, 2008 5:12:44 GMT -5
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Post by airhornahole on Oct 7, 2008 7:07:51 GMT -5
I am really embarassed to say this, but I have to agree with Bob and Tom on this one.
"This bed has a one dong limit."
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Post by ChevSSCamaro67 on Oct 7, 2008 9:17:16 GMT -5
Mr. Clooney.
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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 7, 2008 9:39:32 GMT -5
weird al or chris jericho
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Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Oct 7, 2008 13:31:16 GMT -5
I'm not afraid to post in this thread
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Post by plungerhand on Oct 7, 2008 13:36:24 GMT -5
So many dudes, so little time. I can't decide.
I can't stop laughing to the image of dingdong and Weird Al doin' it...
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Post by Fistor on Oct 7, 2008 15:41:17 GMT -5
I'd go gay for Plungerhand. But really, who wouldn't?
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Post by plungerhand on Oct 7, 2008 16:04:51 GMT -5
I'd go gay for Plungerhand. But really, who wouldn't? Color me flattered. The day the whole planet goes gay (it happens in a book I read once), you're mine big boy. Until then, I think I'll stay straight. (Don't be jealous of the occasional gay waiter who inevitably checks me out in restaurants) |
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Post by Allyson on Oct 7, 2008 16:07:56 GMT -5
Becky.
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Post by Fistor on Oct 7, 2008 16:10:39 GMT -5
I'd go gay for Plungerhand. But really, who wouldn't? Color me flattered. Sure, no problem. I just think you'd be very nurturing and wouldn't pull my hair much at all. Afterwards we could shave pet names into our chest hair. Just throwing that out there. If you don't like it, throw it right on back. |
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Post by Queenie on Oct 7, 2008 16:12:04 GMT -5
Dammit! I was saving myself for you and you run off with Becky?? WTF?? Oh hell, I guess it could be a threesome!!  |
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Post by plungerhand on Oct 7, 2008 16:13:12 GMT -5
Sure, no problem. I just think you'd be very nurturing and wouldn't pull my hair much at all. Afterwards we could shave pet names into our chest hair. Just throwing that out there. If you don't like it, throw it right on back. With the hair on my chest/body, we could shave the names of our whole family tree... |
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Post by Dino on Oct 7, 2008 16:32:14 GMT -5
Hot Dammit! I was saving myself for you and you run off with Becky?? WTF?? Oh hell, I guess it could be a threesome!! Double Hot. |
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Post by Torque on Oct 7, 2008 18:49:36 GMT -5
I was going to say Angelina Jolie if she put on a few pounds but after having to see 6 pictures of Carrie Underwood I'm staying on the dark side
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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 7, 2008 22:30:29 GMT -5
Dammit! I was saving myself for you and you run off with Becky?? WTF?? Oh hell, I guess it could be a threesome!!  ^?? |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 8, 2008 10:50:27 GMT -5
I promise to provide distribution for the video. |
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