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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 16, 2008 12:07:46 GMT -5
I'm sure everyone has one or some of these.
Let's hear about it.
I used to think:
"Dirty Deads and they're done dirt cheap"
was
"Dirtidee and the Thunder Chief"
I'm sure I'll think of more, but I was reminded of this with the AC/DC thread in the Nashville Local section
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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 16, 2008 12:19:36 GMT -5
I'm sure everyone has one or some of these. Let's hear about it. I used to think: "Dirty Deads and they're done dirt cheap" was "Dirtidee and the Thunder Chief" I'm sure I'll think of more, but I was reminded of this with the AC/DC thread in the Nashville Local section interesting, my nephew always thought it was "dirty feet and a thunder cheese" |
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 16, 2008 12:22:38 GMT -5
yeah I didn't know what the hell he was saying when he said dirty deads, so i just said dirtidee all jumbled together.
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Post by Dr. Stupid on Oct 16, 2008 12:26:19 GMT -5
Modest Mouse: real lyric "Please bury me with it"
I heard "Paste barametric weapon"
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Post by landmammaldolphin on Oct 16, 2008 12:30:13 GMT -5
I used to think that Genesis' Invisible Touch contained lyrics that said:
"She sees Pac-man physio trap shut" I was always confused what a physio was.
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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 16, 2008 12:46:55 GMT -5
i'm not sure what the song is called, but it's a cover of something bruce springsteen wrote.
"blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"
i heard "...stroke up like a douche into the middle of the night"
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 16, 2008 12:48:45 GMT -5
i'm not sure what the song is called, but it's a cover of something bruce springsteen wrote. "blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" i heard "...stroke up like a douche into the middle of the night" I think most people hear it Wrapped up like a douche. Manfred Mann(*sp) |
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Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Oct 16, 2008 15:56:04 GMT -5
Big ole Chet and Linus vs. Big old jet airliner - Steve Miller
Another one drives the truck vs. Another one bites the dust - Queen
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 16, 2008 19:18:07 GMT -5
Cinderella Bad Seamstress Blues
Correct lyric: I've got my memories
I heard: I've got my batteries
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Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 8:22:23 GMT -5
Faster Pussycat: "Smooth Up In Ya" Two friends in high school, I shit you not: Friend one: "SMOOTH OPINION!!!@#"  Friend two: "SMOOTH UP MEOW!!!@#" Me: :facepalm: |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 8:24:53 GMT -5
That was The Bullet Boys.
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Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 8:26:52 GMT -5
That was The Bullet Boys. I just read this and thought to myself, no shit. Aw fuck, who did I say it was?Then I scrolled up and saw I wrote Faster Pussycat. I shame myself. |
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Post by dingdongyo on Oct 17, 2008 8:27:18 GMT -5
my brother misheard pussycat dolls "loosen up my buttons babe" as "lucien's in my parking space"
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 8:27:32 GMT -5
Faster Pussycat deserves better than that.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 8:34:20 GMT -5
Cinderella Bad Seamstress Blues Correct lyric: I've got my memories I heard: I've got my batteries Effin badass (but the audio sucks): |
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Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 9:17:52 GMT -5
Cinderella was pretty kickass. Too bad bands that looked like them fucked it up for everyone.
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Post by Allyson on Oct 17, 2008 9:34:18 GMT -5
Play that fucking music whiteboy instead of play that funky music whiteboy. I was about 4 singing this and I got in trouble.
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Post by Queenie on Oct 17, 2008 9:41:43 GMT -5
Play that effing music whiteboy instead of play that funky music whiteboy. I was about 4 singing this and I got in trouble. Yep me too Allyson!! And also, Walking on the Moon by The Police - I always thought they were saying "fucking on the moon". |
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Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 12:14:46 GMT -5
Giant steps are what you take, fucking on the moon. I hope my leg don't break, fucking on the moon.  I call bullshit. |
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Post by airhornahole on Oct 17, 2008 12:16:43 GMT -5
Giant steps are what you take, effing on the moon. I hope my leg don't break, effing on the moon. I call bullshit. Hey, effing is a full contact sport without pads. You could break a leg.  |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 12:18:45 GMT -5
Giant steps are what you take, effing on the moon. I hope my leg don't break, effing on the moon. I call bullshit. There's a very good reason why she's the Queen. |
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 12:51:25 GMT -5
Everyone has good ones. I made up the dang thread and can't remember my funny ones.
My mom had several that she told me about growing up. Including such favorites as:
The Eagles - Wind Shed Woman.
Elton John - Don't let the sun go down on me.
"I can't find, oh the right romantic line" was "I can't find, oh the rock almighty climb"
...this is bumming me out. I'll remember mine as soon as this thread fizzles out.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 17, 2008 12:53:18 GMT -5
Tiny Dancer....
'Hold me closer Tony Danza'
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 12:59:22 GMT -5
You'd like that, wouldn't you? You wanna be shown who's the boss, don't you?
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 17, 2008 13:01:14 GMT -5
You'd like that, wouldn't you? You wanna be shown who's the boss, don't you? It was my ringtone for a while...so when people would call me I'd start singing the wrong lyrics along with it. |
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 13:07:48 GMT -5
Yeah, so I'm gay like that too. I had Benny and the Jets as my ringtone for a while. It sounded a lot like my name and my fiance's (at the time) name, so I would say BBBB---- and the Jess.
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Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 17, 2008 13:10:02 GMT -5
Yeah, so I'm gay like that too. I had Benny and the Jets as my ringtone for a while. It sounded a lot like my name and my fiance's (at the time) name, so I would say BBBB---- and the Jess. Billy@! Betty! Benny! Douglas!@ $#%&# |
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 13:12:38 GMT -5
nyope....
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Post by plungerhand on Oct 17, 2008 13:33:48 GMT -5
People still get this one wrong...Ac/Dc " highway to hell "
Living easy, living free
See's a (N-word) on a one-way ride
Season ticket on a one-way ride (correct lyric)
my all time favorite (hendrix) 'scuse me, while I kiss this guy....
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Post by lurkingfinger on Oct 17, 2008 17:50:55 GMT -5
speaking of the Police, I knew a guy who thought "canary in a coal mine" was "Mary and her cold mind."
I've heard of people who thought "smoke on the water" was "slow cousin Walter." Here's the best one though... a girl I knew though BTO's "takin' care of business" was "Baking Carrot Biscuits!" No Shit!
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