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Oct 17, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5 airhornahole said:

Oct 17, 2008 14:40:51 GMT -5 Jo said:

i don't get this thread.

punch lines to jokes.

that was a punch line. ya know, 'cause i'm not so smart and blonde and a girl and voting Obama. i got it all going againest me.

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Fistor Hatchet Head The poster who has won more threads than the rest of you combined. Posts: 1,692	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:46:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 14:46:28 GMT -5 Oct 17, 2008 14:45:34 GMT -5 Jo said: againest
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Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:48:28 GMT -5

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Oct 17, 2008 14:45:34 GMT -5 Jo said:

Oct 17, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5 airhornahole said:

punch lines to jokes.

that was a punch line. ya know, 'cause i'm not so smart and blonde and a girl and voting Obama. i got it all going againest me.

I guess I don't know. Because I'm a brunette and a guy and undecided. I got it going against me as well. Just watch any of today's sitcoms, you'll see. We're all idiots.

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What do call people who only eat meat?
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FUSTERCLUCK Michael Grey's serious lack of on air talent FUCKTARD's BFF! Posts: 958	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:49:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Oct 17, 2008 14:49:39 GMT -5 Just for Biff......... *****r
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The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:53:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 14:53:20 GMT -5 Oct 17, 2008 14:49:39 GMT -5 FUSTERCLUCK said: Just for Biff......... *****r Ah, memories of the 2006 playoffs.....

FUSTERCLUCK Michael Grey's serious lack of on air talent FUCKTARD's BFF! Posts: 958	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:57:39 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Oct 17, 2008 14:57:39 GMT -5 Yepo!
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Howie Feltersnatch Former Fag Posts: 6,000,040	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:59:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 17, 2008 14:59:16 GMT -5 who the hell is fistor?

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Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 15:02:51 GMT -5

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Oct 17, 2008 14:59:16 GMT -5 Howie Feltersnatch said:

who the hell is fistor?

It's the name of that rubber fist sitting on your chest of drawers in your bedroom..... You know the one you bought to spice up your sex life?

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Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 15:03:37 GMT -5

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Oct 17, 2008 15:02:51 GMT -5 fetusfacedwindbag said:

Oct 17, 2008 14:59:16 GMT -5 Howie Feltersnatch said:

who the hell is fistor?

It's the name of that rubber fist sitting on your chest of drawers in your bedroom..... You know the one you bought to spice up your sex life?

Fetus - the getter of stuff.

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Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 15:04:24 GMT -5

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Oct 17, 2008 15:03:37 GMT -5 Fistor said:

Oct 17, 2008 15:02:51 GMT -5 fetusfacedwindbag said:

It's the name of that rubber fist sitting on your chest of drawers in your bedroom..... You know the one you bought to spice up your sex life?

Fetus - the getter of stuff.

Whaaaa?? I don't get it.

The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 15:15:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 15:15:54 GMT -5 Oct 17, 2008 14:26:29 GMT -5 Howie Feltersnatch said: Kyle Mead! If no one else gets this......I do.

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landmammaldolphin I lick show member sack The grape lady sounds like that in bed. Posts: 394	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 15:34:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by landmammaldolphin on Oct 17, 2008 15:34:21 GMT -5 That's what I think of your boat idea!
	“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"

landmammaldolphin I lick show member sack The grape lady sounds like that in bed. Posts: 394	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 15:37:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by landmammaldolphin on Oct 17, 2008 15:37:12 GMT -5 In case it gets hot we can roll down the window.
	“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"

landmammaldolphin I lick show member sack The grape lady sounds like that in bed. Posts: 394	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 16:41:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by landmammaldolphin on Oct 17, 2008 16:41:00 GMT -5 I think your stance is too wide.
	“I wanna tell Y’all that I ain’t votin for nobody that don’t say freedom enough. Freedom ain’t free, Free Beer. We gotta fight for freedom, Hot wings. Zane you gotta eat freedom fries...Freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom, freedom..FREEDOM!"

FUSTERCLUCK Michael Grey's serious lack of on air talent FUCKTARD's BFF! Posts: 958	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 16:57:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by FUSTERCLUCK on Oct 17, 2008 16:57:12 GMT -5 Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palins' vagina is retarted
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Allyson But honey, the catalog said it was a neck massager. 2009 FBHW Forum MVP "If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I?d probably just start calling out letters." Posts: 1,306	Punch lines only Oct 20, 2008 9:07:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Allyson on Oct 20, 2008 9:07:36 GMT -5 Oct 17, 2008 16:57:12 GMT -5 FUSTERCLUCK said: Not everything that comes out of Sarah Palins' vagina is retarted Ohhhhh snap!
	That's what she said.