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Fistor Hatchet Head The poster who has won more threads than the rest of you combined. Posts: 1,692	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:24:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 14:24:09 GMT -5 Damn near killed him!
	"My greatest fear is that I won't be remembered after I die." - some dead guy

Allyson But honey, the catalog said it was a neck massager. 2009 FBHW Forum MVP "If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I?d probably just start calling out letters." Posts: 1,306	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:25:09 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Allyson on Oct 17, 2008 14:25:09 GMT -5 Second guy should have ducked
	That's what she said.

Fistor Hatchet Head The poster who has won more threads than the rest of you combined. Posts: 1,692	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:25:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 14:25:42 GMT -5 a frayed knot!!! ;D
	"My greatest fear is that I won't be remembered after I die." - some dead guy

Howie Feltersnatch Former Fag Posts: 6,000,040	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:26:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Howie Feltersnatch on Oct 17, 2008 14:26:29 GMT -5 Kyle Mead!

Allyson But honey, the catalog said it was a neck massager. 2009 FBHW Forum MVP "If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I?d probably just start calling out letters." Posts: 1,306	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:26:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Allyson on Oct 17, 2008 14:26:44 GMT -5 I don't remember the how it ends but your mother's a whore.
	That's what she said.

The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:27:11 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 14:27:11 GMT -5 Why do you ask two dogs effing?

airhornahole Dahmer's Creepy Rape Laugh Post Op Posts: 1,021	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:27:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by airhornahole on Oct 17, 2008 14:27:32 GMT -5 And the sheep are nervous.
	If people who only eat vegetables are called vegetarians, What do call people who only eat meat? Whores!!

Fistor Hatchet Head The poster who has won more threads than the rest of you combined. Posts: 1,692	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:29:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 14:29:27 GMT -5 MOO!
	"My greatest fear is that I won't be remembered after I die." - some dead guy

plungerhand Hugh Jeffenkok Grumpy Ol' Cuss[/color] King Pong Posts: 1,451	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:30:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by plungerhand on Oct 17, 2008 14:30:32 GMT -5 Ok, I give up. What did you do with the ship?
	...cutting grass and taking names.

Queenie She Who Must Be Obeyed 2008 FB&HW Forum MVP Posts: 5,263	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:31:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Queenie on Oct 17, 2008 14:31:22 GMT -5 The doctor said you were going to die.
	Be yourself, because you are awesome. If you can't be yourself, be Biff. He's slightly awesome.

The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:31:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 14:31:59 GMT -5 Rats! Big effing rats! With dicks this long!

fetusfacedwindbag Oh, you mean anal? my ninth sick day this semester Posts: 768	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:32:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 14:32:10 GMT -5 Why the long face?

The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:32:33 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 14:32:33 GMT -5 Winnie the Shit!

fetusfacedwindbag Oh, you mean anal? my ninth sick day this semester Posts: 768	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:32:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 14:32:50 GMT -5 What? You think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?

fetusfacedwindbag Oh, you mean anal? my ninth sick day this semester Posts: 768	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:33:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 14:33:45 GMT -5 And as he went to say thank you to accept his prize - the princess - his tongue fell off.

Sunshyne Gun Totin' Mama! Posts: 885	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:33:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sunshyne on Oct 17, 2008 14:33:48 GMT -5 I'll have a coke!
	PreparationHQ.com - when being unprepared is worse than a pain in the A$$

The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:34:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 14:34:59 GMT -5 I'll take the soup.

Fistor Hatchet Head The poster who has won more threads than the rest of you combined. Posts: 1,692	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:35:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 14:35:28 GMT -5 I said a Bud Light! ;D
	"My greatest fear is that I won't be remembered after I die." - some dead guy

Queenie She Who Must Be Obeyed 2008 FB&HW Forum MVP Posts: 5,263	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:37:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Queenie on Oct 17, 2008 14:37:37 GMT -5 She told me to give it to her.
	Be yourself, because you are awesome. If you can't be yourself, be Biff. He's slightly awesome.

fetusfacedwindbag Oh, you mean anal? my ninth sick day this semester Posts: 768	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:38:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 14:38:45 GMT -5 you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Sunshyne Gun Totin' Mama! Posts: 885	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:39:25 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sunshyne on Oct 17, 2008 14:39:25 GMT -5 You didn't hear of no MFr drowning, did you?
	PreparationHQ.com - when being unprepared is worse than a pain in the A$$

airhornahole Dahmer's Creepy Rape Laugh Post Op Posts: 1,021	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:40:06 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by airhornahole on Oct 17, 2008 14:40:06 GMT -5 No, your a bat.
	If people who only eat vegetables are called vegetarians, What do call people who only eat meat? Whores!!

Sunshyne Gun Totin' Mama! Posts: 885	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:40:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sunshyne on Oct 17, 2008 14:40:08 GMT -5 Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No
	PreparationHQ.com - when being unprepared is worse than a pain in the A$$

Jo Dirk McHorsecock Bitchin' member of forever 'cause I'm totally gay for: Allyson Posts: 623	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:40:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jo on Oct 17, 2008 14:40:51 GMT -5 i don't get this thread.
	No, I do not sell chicken wings in ugly orange shorts and if you need help with an avatar, finding a picture, posting a picture, finding a website, etc. do not PM me. I'll make fun of you and you'll cry.

Fistor Hatchet Head The poster who has won more threads than the rest of you combined. Posts: 1,692	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:41:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 14:41:05 GMT -5 With a pitchfork!
	"My greatest fear is that I won't be remembered after I die." - some dead guy

fetusfacedwindbag Oh, you mean anal? my ninth sick day this semester Posts: 768	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 17, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5 orange you glad I didn't say banana?

airhornahole Dahmer's Creepy Rape Laugh Post Op Posts: 1,021	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by airhornahole on Oct 17, 2008 14:41:51 GMT -5 Oct 17, 2008 14:40:51 GMT -5 Jo said: i don't get this thread. punch lines to jokes.
	If people who only eat vegetables are called vegetarians, What do call people who only eat meat? Whores!!

Fistor Hatchet Head The poster who has won more threads than the rest of you combined. Posts: 1,692	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:44:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fistor on Oct 17, 2008 14:44:17 GMT -5 Oct 17, 2008 14:40:51 GMT -5 Jo said: i don't get this thread. Are all you guys on the same team?
	"My greatest fear is that I won't be remembered after I die." - some dead guy

The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:44:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 14:44:45 GMT -5 Hey, what about my penguin blowjob?

The Biff Lebowski Forum Dickturder Humina humina humina Posts: 5,135	Punch lines only Oct 17, 2008 14:44:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 17, 2008 14:44:58 GMT -5 No, it's just ice cream.