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Post by kzootube on Jun 20, 2008 9:46:38 GMT -5
I have always wondered how Zane's wife feels about being featured on the FBHW web-site (i.e., the Taylor Hicks video) or being a regular sound-byte on the show... is she a good sport about it, does she hate it... I know my wife would KILL me if I pulled that crap!
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Post by hotzester on Jun 20, 2008 9:49:05 GMT -5
Yeah, I don't think my wife would like it either.
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Post by Zig on Jun 20, 2008 9:49:51 GMT -5
That's because you haven't put your wife in her place. You gatta make her humble, man.
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Post by hotzester on Jun 20, 2008 9:50:44 GMT -5
How should I do it? Hit her with a club or just drag her by the hair?
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Post by mermantiger on Jun 20, 2008 9:51:30 GMT -5
That's because you haven't put your wife in her place. You gatta make her humble, man. Exactly. Put her in her place, and then she won't feel humiliated no matter what you do to her, LOL. |
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Post by mermantiger on Jun 20, 2008 9:52:21 GMT -5
I have always wondered how Zane's wife feels about being featured on the FBHW web-site (i.e., the Taylor Hicks video) or being a regular sound-byte on the show... is she a good sport about it, does she hate it... I know my wife would KILL me if I pulled that crap! You get an "Exalt" just for that avatar. |
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Post by hotzester on Jun 20, 2008 9:55:33 GMT -5
I'm starting to understand why so many of you got giddy when Stephanie showed up. It can't be because your macho chest thumping has left you lonely and single.
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Post by wienerpoopie on Jun 20, 2008 9:57:07 GMT -5
 She got put in her place |
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Post by hughgeorgie on Jun 20, 2008 10:05:59 GMT -5
Looks like she only had to be told once .. and what's up with the crazy ape arm?
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Post by hotzester on Jun 20, 2008 10:08:47 GMT -5
It's hard to believe that there are women out there who genuinely believe that men are simple.
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Post by Allyson on Jun 20, 2008 10:20:27 GMT -5
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing she's already been told twice!
When it happened, I remember Zane saying his wife is always a good sport about the show and laughs at herself when she is featured like that.
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Post by toofolkgr on Jun 20, 2008 10:21:04 GMT -5
It's hard to believe that there are women out there who genuinely believe that men are simple. I find it equally hard to believe that there are women who think men are complicated. When I'm not at work I have three basic moods. Sleepy, Hungry, and Horny, and I cycle through them in random order. I have devised a basic test that women (or insert whatever gender you prefer) can use to keep me happy: #1) Look at me. Are my eyes open? If NO, turn off the lights in the room and go away. If YES, go on to #2. #2) Check for a boner. A physical inspection is allowed if required. If there IS a boner, go get the spike heels and try to think of a good safety word. NOTE: If you do a physical inspection for a boner, make it a good 30-60 second inspection. You could find one 30-40 seconds into it that you would have otherwise missed. On the other hand, if the boner was so obvious that you didn't need a physical inspection to find it, let's double-time with getting sex gear. Nobody saunters on a porn set. If there is NO boner, go on to #3. #3) Go make me a sandwich. I doubt there's a woman on earth who couldn't commit this simple checklist to memory. We could end all the fights, eliminate divorce, etc. People overthink stuff. |
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Post by hotzester on Jun 20, 2008 10:22:12 GMT -5
You make me proud to have a penis.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jun 20, 2008 10:24:08 GMT -5
I saw EZ and his wife at a baseball game. When I saw his wife I said " OH LOOK AT HIM!".
In hindsight that probably got really old for her quickly.
So I'm a jackass. I'm that guy. Next thing you know I am going to constantly walk around in public with my bluetooth headset on and/or wear sunglasses in the mall.
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Post by toofolkgr on Jun 20, 2008 10:27:14 GMT -5
You make me proud to have a penis. Hey thanks, anything to help the team out. Print the checklist out and hang it where your wife can read it every day, like on the refrigerator door, next to the TV, or on your balls. My penis and I are actually into dudes, but if anything that gives me more insight, not less. |
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Post by mermantiger on Jun 20, 2008 10:28:46 GMT -5
It's hard to believe that there are women out there who genuinely believe that men are simple. I find it equally hard to believe that there are women who think men are complicated. When I'm not at work I have three basic moods. Sleepy, Hungry, and Horny, and I cycle through them in random order. I have devised a basic test that women (or insert whatever gender you prefer) can use to keep me happy: #1) Look at me. Are my eyes open? If NO, turn off the lights in the room and go away. If YES, go on to #2. #2) Check for a boner. A physical inspection is allowed if required. If there IS a boner, go get the spike heels and try to think of a good safety word. NOTE: If you do a physical inspection for a boner, make it a good 30-60 second inspection. You could find one 30-40 seconds into it that you would have otherwise missed. On the other hand, if the boner was so obvious that you didn't need a physical inspection to find it, let's double-time with getting sex gear. Nobody saunters on a porn set. If there is NO boner, go on to #3. #3) Go make me a sandwich. I doubt there's a woman on earth who couldn't commit this simple checklist to memory. We could end all the fights, eliminate divorce, etc. People overthink stuff. HAHA! This is the best post I've seen here yet. |
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