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Post by Allyson on Aug 16, 2010 15:39:39 GMT -5
If you had to give up one for a year, which would it be?
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Post by Allyson on Aug 16, 2010 15:40:05 GMT -5
This isn't even a question for me. Some of the best sex I've had is with myself.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 16, 2010 15:40:15 GMT -5
I like sex much more than the Internets.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 16, 2010 15:41:29 GMT -5
This isn't even a question for me. Some of the best sex I've had is with myself. And therein lies the dilemma.......giving up sex means I could read posts like this, get the mental picture, and then make Kleenex's stock go up.
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Post by Queenie on Aug 16, 2010 16:22:35 GMT -5
This isn't even a question for me. Some of the best sex I've had is with myself. Before I vote, would that count as sex?
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Post by zdunklee on Aug 16, 2010 17:14:32 GMT -5
This isn't even a question for me. Some of the best sex I've had is with myself. Before I vote, would that count as sex? Yea, that is a great question...would sex count as just sex or any form of self gratification?
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Post by Rebel on Aug 16, 2010 18:28:45 GMT -5
Sex. Because: I checked Miriam Webster to see if they could shed some light on the "what counts" issue, and I'm sad to say that I know less than I did before I read the definition. Also, they managed to make sex seem very, very, boring. If an alien from a planet that did all of its reproducing by way of cell-division arrived and asked what this sex thing is all about, here's what s/he would say if you showed him/er this definition: "you spend all of your time and most of your money and, in some cases, kill people...in pursuit of THAT??" Main Entry: 1sex Pronunciation: \ˈseks\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Latin sexus Date: 14th century 1 : either of the two major forms of individuals that occur in many species and that are distinguished respectively as female or male especially on the basis of their reproductive organs and structures 2 : the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioral characteristics of organisms that are involved in reproduction marked by the union of gametes and that distinguish males and females 3 a : sexually motivated phenomena or behavior Wow...hot!
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Post by zdunklee on Aug 16, 2010 21:28:26 GMT -5
Sex. Because: I checked Miriam Webster to see if they could shed some light on the "what counts" issue, and I'm sad to say that I know less than I did before I read the definition. Also, they managed to make sex seem very, very, boring. If an alien from a planet that did all of its reproducing by way of cell-division arrived and asked what this sex thing is all about, here's what s/he would say if you showed him/er this definition: "you spend all of your time and most of your money and, in some cases, kill people...in pursuit of THAT??" Main Entry: 1sex Pronunciation: \ˈseks\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Latin sexus Date: 14th century 1 : either of the two major forms of individuals that occur in many species and that are distinguished respectively as female or male especially on the basis of their reproductive organs and structures 2 : the sum of the structural, functional, and behavioral characteristics of organisms that are involved in reproduction marked by the union of gametes and that distinguish males and females 3 a : sexually motivated phenomena or behavior Wow...hot! That 3rd one pretty much sums it up to everything...I'm pretty sure masturbation is a sexually motivated behavior. If it is just actual sex, then that is an easy question for sure...
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Post by Jiggy on Aug 16, 2010 23:15:37 GMT -5
This is a hard one to answer and even after all day still can't think of what I would do. I guess I'm with you guys about what the definition of sex would be. Also, I'm sure I wouldn't be married after that year.
How 'bout this one? Would you give up 10 years of your life for $50 million?
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Post by Queenie on Aug 17, 2010 8:05:26 GMT -5
I mean I love you all, but I'm not sure I could go without it.
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Post by landmammaldolphin on Aug 17, 2010 9:20:00 GMT -5
According to a bunch of the "virgins" at Hope College, anal sex isn't really sex and sucking a bag of d's isn't sex. Does that help clear things up?
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Post by Rebel on Aug 17, 2010 9:27:55 GMT -5
According to a bunch of the "virgins" at Hope College, anal sex isn't really sex and sucking a bag of d's isn't sex. Does that help clear things up? Not in the least! If a beautiful young college student told me that she wouldn't "have sex" with me but all those other things were on the menu, I would be all in for sure! I wouldn't even miss "sex" for a moment.
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Post by Rock Monster on Aug 17, 2010 14:19:29 GMT -5
If a beautiful young college student told me that she wouldn't "have sex" with me but all those other things were on the menu, I would be all in for sure! I wouldn't even miss "sex" for a moment. 2 problems with your statement: 1) I highly doubt a beautiful woman would ever talk to you 2) I highly doubt beautiful woman and Hope college should go together in the same sentence.
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Post by Rock Monster on Aug 17, 2010 14:21:11 GMT -5
As far as the poll goes, I have gone a year without sex. I don't want to do it again. Ever. Also, i'm getting married in less than 2 months. What would you give up at this point?
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Post by Rock Monster on Aug 17, 2010 14:22:25 GMT -5
This isn't even a question for me. Some of the best sex I've had is with myself. And therein lies the dilemma.......giving up sex means I could read posts like this, get the mental picture, and then make Kleenex's stock go up. Aren't you old enough to be her dad? Shouldn't you be thinking about someone your own age, like Queenie?
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Post by landmammaldolphin on Aug 17, 2010 14:28:33 GMT -5
As far as the poll goes, I have gone a year without sex. I don't want to do it again. Ever. Also, i'm getting married in less than 2 months. What would you give up at this point? Once you get married you may go another year without it.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 17, 2010 15:14:40 GMT -5
And therein lies the dilemma.......giving up sex means I could read posts like this, get the mental picture, and then make Kleenex's stock go up. Aren't you old enough to be her dad? Shouldn't you be thinking about someone your own age, like Queenie? Man, I don't do old broads. Besides, you know she loves the frat boys.
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Post by Queenie on Aug 17, 2010 15:30:20 GMT -5
As far as the poll goes, I have gone a year without sex. I don't want to do it again. Ever. Also, i'm getting married in less than 2 months. What would you give up at this point? Once you get married you may go another year without it. Aren't you old enough to be her dad? Shouldn't you be thinking about someone your own age, like Queenie? Man, I don't do old broads. Besides, you know she loves the frat boys. That's right!!
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Post by Allyson on Aug 17, 2010 15:32:06 GMT -5
I do believe the guys excluded masturbation from sex. My definition: sex = penile insertion of vagina or anus.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 17, 2010 15:46:21 GMT -5
I do believe the guys excluded masturbation from sex. My definition: sex = penile insertion of vagina or anus. What about blowjobs Mr. Clinton?
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Post by Allyson on Aug 17, 2010 16:03:34 GMT -5
I do believe the guys excluded masturbation from sex. My definition: sex = penile insertion of vagina or anus. What about blowjobs Mr. Clinton? Not sex, still cheating.
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Post by zdunklee on Aug 17, 2010 16:45:24 GMT -5
What about blowjobs Mr. Clinton? Not sex, still cheating. Well, hell in that case sex it is... I can find plenty of porn on the internet and if bj's are still in as well I could make it.
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Post by mayorofawesometown on Aug 17, 2010 17:38:10 GMT -5
I do believe the guys excluded masturbation from sex. My definition: sex = penile insertion of vagina or anus. That's the definition? I'll go without sex for one year. If I can get a handy or blow then I'm good to go. It's even better if I can get it from a woman.
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Post by Rebel on Aug 17, 2010 18:06:32 GMT -5
If a beautiful young college student told me that she wouldn't "have sex" with me but all those other things were on the menu, I would be all in for sure! I wouldn't even miss "sex" for a moment. 2 problems with your statement: 1) I highly doubt a beautiful woman would ever talk to you 2) I highly doubt beautiful woman and Hope college should go together in the same sentence. 1) Not true! One spoke to me just last week! She said, "Excuse me, do you know what ti...oh...um, never mind." 2) No clue about the attractiveness of Hope College coeds, but, when you get to be my age, it is very difficult to find an ugly woman under 25. Call it "age goggles."
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Post by potthole on Aug 17, 2010 18:45:13 GMT -5
I waited 23 years for sex, I'm not going to willingly give it up for another one. Peace out, guys!
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Post by Queenie on Aug 18, 2010 8:17:10 GMT -5
I waited 23 years for sex, I'm not going to willingly give it up for another one. Peace out, guys! You poor child . . .
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 18, 2010 8:19:32 GMT -5
I waited 23 years for sex, I'm not going to willingly give it up for another one. Peace out, guys! Conversely I waited XX years before I began using the Internets. I've been having sex since I was 13. I was 18 when I began using a partner. In all seriousness though, my job would be very difficult without the Internets but I still like sex better.
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Post by Rock Monster on Aug 18, 2010 9:12:37 GMT -5
Conversely I waited XX years before I began using the Internets. I've been having sex since I was 13. I was 18 when I began using a partner. In this equation, X = 3. The internet became popular in the mid 90's, so that makes Biff about 48 years old. ...and we all thought Queenie was the old one!
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 18, 2010 9:34:46 GMT -5
Bastard.
I'm younger than Queenie, but then again isn't everyone?
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Post by Queenie on Aug 18, 2010 9:42:45 GMT -5
Nope. You can't go back now. You gave it away!!
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