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Post by Opus on Jan 12, 2011 14:02:28 GMT -5
This is for those random, you need to share it, but don't want to create an entire thread dedicated to it, type posts.
For example:
Someone popped a bag of popcorn in the microwave at the office and now I want popcorn. It smells really good.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jan 12, 2011 14:08:54 GMT -5
The inside of my ear itches.
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Post by Opus on Jan 12, 2011 15:59:07 GMT -5
The woman in the next office over just farted loud enough that I heard it through the wall. I wanted to laugh out loud, but managed to contain myself.
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Post by Rebel on Jan 12, 2011 18:59:36 GMT -5
Have you ever spent $2 on a bottle of Evian and then read the brand name backward?
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Post by potthole on Jan 12, 2011 20:37:05 GMT -5
Am I the only one that finds it enjoyable to push back the cuticles on finger/toenails?
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Post by Opus on Jan 13, 2011 0:15:30 GMT -5
ever notice how cups of yogurt have a rim around the top and the bottom is weird shaped too. Makes it difficult to get it all.
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Post by Queenie on Jan 13, 2011 9:46:35 GMT -5
does it ruin your day because you can't get every single bit of yogurt out of the weird shaped container?  |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jan 13, 2011 10:35:30 GMT -5
does it ruin your day because you can't get every single bit of yogurt out of the weird shaped container? I just cut the damned thing in half and lick the rest out. |
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Post by Opus on Jan 13, 2011 11:28:44 GMT -5
does it ruin your day because you can't get every single bit of yogurt out of the weird shaped container? Hey.. you don't mess with a man and his yogurt. (Pun fully intended) |
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Post by Queenie on Jan 13, 2011 11:32:03 GMT -5
does it ruin your day because you can't get every single bit of yogurt out of the weird shaped container? I just cut the damned thing in half and lick the rest out. Sounds like fun to me!!!  |
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Post by Dino on Jan 13, 2011 11:37:04 GMT -5
ever notice how cups of yogurt have a rim around the top and the bottom is weird shaped too. Makes it difficult to get it all. My father works for Yoplait.....will pass along your concerns and see if we can't get this situation resolved in a timely manner. |
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Post by Opus on Jan 13, 2011 11:37:20 GMT -5
I just cut the damned thing in half and lick the rest out. Sounds like fun to me!!! I used to think of that smiley as just one of being really happy. From this post forward, I will now see it as a dirty vibrating smiley. Congratulations, you made my morning interesting. |
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Post by Queenie on Jan 13, 2011 16:06:49 GMT -5
If you liked Lost, you might wanna watch Off The Map. Wednesdays at 10/9c on ABC.
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Post by Opus on Jan 13, 2011 16:22:03 GMT -5
"He's the reason I hate him" as quoted by my brother.
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Post by Jiggy on Jan 14, 2011 8:52:13 GMT -5
A couple of my recent favourite quotes from some TV shows I've watched.
"May your future erections be firm and spontaneous!"
"Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha!"
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Post by Rebel on Jan 14, 2011 10:52:46 GMT -5
Today is Bar Burger Friday.  |
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Post by Queenie on Jan 14, 2011 11:53:48 GMT -5
In my world, it's Jack Daniel's Friday!!
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Post by Rock Monster on Jan 14, 2011 12:41:48 GMT -5
Why do people find it acceptablt in an office environment to pound a beat out on their desk? Especially when said desk is only 3 feet away from another persons desk....
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Post by Queenie on Jan 14, 2011 14:00:16 GMT -5
Why do people find it acceptablt in an office environment to pound a beat out on their desk? Especially when said desk is only 3 feet away from another persons desk.... When my boss is real busy (doesn't feel like it), instead of buzzing me, he'll beat on his desk. It's a paging system I have come to know all too well. |
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Post by Rock Monster on Jan 14, 2011 15:33:38 GMT -5
I absolutely hate it when people just sit on their ass and yell, instead of finding you to ask the question. Whenever this happens, at work, home, or wherever, I just pretend that I don't hear them, and let them come to me.
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Post by Opus on Jan 14, 2011 15:45:13 GMT -5
People need to learn to stay home when they are sick.
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Post by Queenie on Jan 14, 2011 16:39:54 GMT -5
I absolutely hate it when people just sit on their ass and yell, instead of finding you to ask the question. Whenever this happens, at work, home, or wherever, I just pretend that I don't hear them, and let them come to me. Well, I really need my job, so I get up and go to his office. People need to learn to stay home when they are sick.  I am so sick of getting sick from others. I have actually went and shut their damn office door (if they have one). |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jan 14, 2011 16:41:18 GMT -5
I just had a bagel and the only thing available was spray-on Parkay. Have you ever sprayed a butter-like substance on a bagel?
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Post by potthole on Jan 14, 2011 23:51:48 GMT -5
Realizing that you forgot to pack a dress shirt with the rest of your suit is a really BAD feeling. Especially when you have an interview in 45 minutes. And you know that you'll have about 30/40 minutes of drive time just to get home and back out to the interview location.
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Post by Jiggy on Jan 17, 2011 16:59:04 GMT -5
Not to steal a Dane Cook joke but I've had an itchy ass hole all day today.
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Post by Sunshyne on Jan 18, 2011 10:08:15 GMT -5
cold wet shoes = need hot chocolate  |
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Post by Jo on Jan 18, 2011 18:36:12 GMT -5
you ever think egyptians just found cats hilarious and that's why they were all over the place? chiseling a cat head on a pharoh was their version of graffiti. like, the peasants would do that, tell their wives, and get a blowjob and high five for being so badass.
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Post by Jiggy on Jan 19, 2011 13:58:39 GMT -5
3D "mania" is starting to get a little annoying to me. Anyone else think this is just a fad that will die down in a few years?
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jan 19, 2011 14:09:21 GMT -5
This morning I mentioned to my female co-worker that I found something in her box.
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Post by Queenie on Jan 21, 2011 17:25:22 GMT -5
When you make a post on facebook to your profile using your mobile phone, don't use the maximum number of letters with "UCK" being the only 3 that didn't make it!! That will be your next post.
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Gun Totin' Mama!
