Gun Totin' Mama!
Post by Sunshyne on Jul 12, 2011 1:36:28 GMT -5
Okay, some if you might recall (or not) but i have an irrational fear of zombies. And because my husband is at work and because i have to tell someone, otherwise i can't go back to sleep, you are the lucky winners (or losers).
A little background:
So i am packing up our belongings, because we are moving. So because of this i am pretty exhausted, which is probably part of the reason for my crazy dream. That and the new toshiba commercial.
So here is my dream:
I was disscussing with a presence that "they say that it is most likely that a zombie apocolypse will begin with food problems" and the person is like" right, like that will happen" then they leave, and my vision pans to a corner where the garbage that i am not packing and am throwing out, like OLD FOOD! So there's a rat eating the food and when it looks up, its a ZOMBIE! So i'm. Running around the house trying to find a suitable weapon ( i know you all think i have an arsenal, i do, but inthis dream it is all in the spare bedroom which. I can't get to, i'll get to that in a minute)
So, my husband just happened to get in the mail yesterday my salvation, a sword made by Busse that looks like a small katana, and cuts pretty much anything. So i grab the sword and swing, and chop the rodent zombie's head clean off. Unfortunately, i get thinking that other rodents might have been zombified. Squirrels are basically tree rats. I have a squirrel living in my attic. My attic has a doorway in the guest room, where all my guns are. Shit. Well, i can't fight a zombie hoard with one katana.
I approach the door. I can hear little scritchy sratchy noises. Oh shit oh shit. The worst is when zombies jumpout at you, and are fast moving. So i turn the door knob, and quickly step back to prepare for the attack. There's a pause, then it suddenly leaps towards my head! I swing the sword and it cleanly slices the critter in two.
I think its over, but never is with zombies. More squirrel zombies and rat zombies jump out and i get bitten. I tell my husband to shoot me if the zombies don't fully kill me, i step outside, and go out on a blaze of katana swinging glory. But i die.
A zombie rat makes a flying leap at my face...
And i wake up. All scared i call for my husband, he's at work. I turn on every light i can, and peek outside. No signs of zombies. I turn on the tv. No word of zombie rat attacks. So i guess we are safe... for now.
Okay. I might be able to go back to sleep now. Thanks!
A little background:
So i am packing up our belongings, because we are moving. So because of this i am pretty exhausted, which is probably part of the reason for my crazy dream. That and the new toshiba commercial.
So here is my dream:
I was disscussing with a presence that "they say that it is most likely that a zombie apocolypse will begin with food problems" and the person is like" right, like that will happen" then they leave, and my vision pans to a corner where the garbage that i am not packing and am throwing out, like OLD FOOD! So there's a rat eating the food and when it looks up, its a ZOMBIE! So i'm. Running around the house trying to find a suitable weapon ( i know you all think i have an arsenal, i do, but inthis dream it is all in the spare bedroom which. I can't get to, i'll get to that in a minute)
So, my husband just happened to get in the mail yesterday my salvation, a sword made by Busse that looks like a small katana, and cuts pretty much anything. So i grab the sword and swing, and chop the rodent zombie's head clean off. Unfortunately, i get thinking that other rodents might have been zombified. Squirrels are basically tree rats. I have a squirrel living in my attic. My attic has a doorway in the guest room, where all my guns are. Shit. Well, i can't fight a zombie hoard with one katana.
I approach the door. I can hear little scritchy sratchy noises. Oh shit oh shit. The worst is when zombies jumpout at you, and are fast moving. So i turn the door knob, and quickly step back to prepare for the attack. There's a pause, then it suddenly leaps towards my head! I swing the sword and it cleanly slices the critter in two.
I think its over, but never is with zombies. More squirrel zombies and rat zombies jump out and i get bitten. I tell my husband to shoot me if the zombies don't fully kill me, i step outside, and go out on a blaze of katana swinging glory. But i die.
A zombie rat makes a flying leap at my face...
And i wake up. All scared i call for my husband, he's at work. I turn on every light i can, and peek outside. No signs of zombies. I turn on the tv. No word of zombie rat attacks. So i guess we are safe... for now.
Okay. I might be able to go back to sleep now. Thanks!
