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Post by Zig on Jul 2, 2008 20:11:34 GMT -5
Fixed.
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Post by Mark the Valet on Jul 3, 2008 1:49:49 GMT -5
Hey!
I'm not talentless!
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Post by donttasemebro on Jul 3, 2008 15:31:17 GMT -5
Dude srsly bass sucks sooo much that even Chuck Norris can't make it awesome, and his tears cure cancer....What does that say about bass?
It has also been recorded that 99.9% of people would rather contract super AIDS and ass cancer over playing bass any day, it's the truth and the .1% who would rather play bass are just broken mingers that enjoy having sex with their mothers dogs.
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Jimbo Zane
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Post by Jimbo Zane on Jul 4, 2008 7:20:48 GMT -5
I play bass in 2 bands and I find bass player jokes pretty funny. who gets ripped next?  drummers??? Q.how many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A.none we have machines to do that now Q.how can you tell if a drummer is knocking at your door?? A.it starts out fast than slows down than goes fast again |
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Post by Zig on Jul 4, 2008 8:02:41 GMT -5
Woah woah woah, hold your horses there Jimbo; I don't think we're ready to branch out to that just yet. At least drummers get chicks and can technically still be considered real people.
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Post by providencecrow on Jul 4, 2008 9:40:58 GMT -5
Q.how can you tell if a drummer is knocking at your door?? A.it starts out fast than slows down than goes fast again I thought you were going to go with an inconsistent volume joke....you sir win |
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Post by Ucanstickitinyourmothersmouth on Jul 26, 2008 10:34:46 GMT -5
Bass players are like the special olympics for guitar players!
"im stupid" (sound clip)
Bass players can suck it!
I would rather have my ear gnawed off by a marmot than listen to a dumb ass bass solo.
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Post by scooterfanatic on Jul 28, 2008 15:06:38 GMT -5
All you need to become the bass player of any band is to HAVE a bass and amp. Just having the equipment is enough. If you really, really suck (and that's saying something for bass), then they can turn your amp down and at worst you add this quirky not-quite-right-but-still-passable element to the band.
The job of a bass player is the make the bass drum louder. that's it.
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Post by wienerpoopie on Jul 28, 2008 15:09:39 GMT -5
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