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Post by glikeglook on Jun 23, 2008 18:07:27 GMT -5
The only thing less talented than a bass player is a bass player in a rock band church.
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Post by dasbow on Jun 23, 2008 19:45:25 GMT -5
The only thing less talented than a bass player is a bass player in a rock band church. A rock band church? Did Freebeer dictate that or what? |
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Post by Metal-X on Jun 23, 2008 20:22:20 GMT -5
If only there was a church based on rock band.....
It wouldn't suprise me one bit
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Post by Zig on Jun 23, 2008 20:29:55 GMT -5
One time I walked up to a guy sitting on the street who had a hat laying on the ground in front of him and was playing his bass guitar for money. He was really talented as far as bass players go, but I still felt the need to stomp on the empty hat and kick the guy in the face. After I had done so, I realized that the dude had actually been sleeping and the noise I heard was just a squirrel gnawing on one of the cords.
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Post by Derek on Jun 23, 2008 21:38:25 GMT -5
Hey now, I play bass!
And cello, and viola, and piano...but I still play bass!
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Post by Zig on Jun 23, 2008 23:32:30 GMT -5
Well that's not bad, you can back yourself up when playing one of those real instruments by idly strumming the bass with your foot.
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Post by dasbow on Jun 24, 2008 5:10:49 GMT -5
I don't know why this is in the touchy subjects area. Everyone agrees that bass players are stupid and their 'instrument' sucks.
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Post by Zig on Jun 24, 2008 12:28:09 GMT -5
I think it has to go in here unless the message board adopts a policy of instantly banning all known bass players. Which might not be such a bad idea, really.
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Post by Dino on Jun 24, 2008 12:31:12 GMT -5
I think it has to go in here unless the message board adopts a policy of instantly banning all known bass players. Which might not be such a bad idea, really. We'll take that into consideration. Derek....What do you think? |
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Post by dasbow on Jun 24, 2008 12:51:44 GMT -5
I think it has to go in here unless the message board adopts a policy of instantly banning all known bass players. Which might not be such a bad idea, really. Aren't they too stupid and uncoordinated to log on? |
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Post by Derek on Jun 24, 2008 13:30:26 GMT -5
I think it has to go in here unless the message board adopts a policy of instantly banning all known bass players. Which might not be such a bad idea, really. We'll take that into consideration. Derek....What do you think? Well, let's see, I play bass, and I am able to log in and post, I am a moderator. Hmmm..... This should stay a touchy subject, I am greatly hurt (sarcasm people, that is sarcasm) |
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Post by Dino on Jun 24, 2008 13:35:53 GMT -5
Sorry Zig....Don't think that's going to fly  |
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Post by Zig on Jun 24, 2008 15:06:43 GMT -5
Having bass players in positions of power is like putting the scarecrow in charge of the farm. This will surely doom us all.
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Post by Derek on Jun 24, 2008 15:19:03 GMT -5
Having bass players in positions of power is like putting the scarecrow in charge of the farm. This will surely doom us all. You may or may not come to regret that  |
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Post by donttasemebro on Jun 26, 2008 17:15:06 GMT -5
One time I read that anyone who is a bass player is 108% more likely to drive an ice cream truck and troll for children...and they are not really human because humans do not possess a bass playing enjoyment gene, so that must make them....Communists!!!! oh noes!
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Post by Derek on Jun 27, 2008 8:06:33 GMT -5
One time I read that anyone who is a bass player is 108% more likely to drive an ice cream truck and troll for children...and they are not really human because humans do not possess a bass playing enjoyment gene, so that must make them....Communists!!!! oh noes! Yes, I am a commy bastard. My first rule will be this: sex-day. Second one would be the national kissing day. |
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Post by slickspoon on Jun 30, 2008 12:53:28 GMT -5
i play bass...its another thing that makes me useless in life
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Post by Zig on Jul 1, 2008 4:40:12 GMT -5
At least you aren't in denial about what a horrible person you are. That's something.
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Post by Derek on Jul 1, 2008 8:24:07 GMT -5
At least you aren't in denial about what a horrible person you are. That's something. So am I a horrible person? |
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Post by Zig on Jul 1, 2008 16:28:19 GMT -5
Yes. Yes you are. The first step is acceptance, Derek.
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Post by Derek on Jul 2, 2008 7:54:06 GMT -5
I admit it. I am a horrible person. I will stop playing bass and stick to my Cello. Will you guys please accept me back into your community?
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Post by Fistor on Jul 2, 2008 8:01:45 GMT -5
I admit it. I am a horrible person. I will stop playing bass and stick to my Cello. Will you guys please accept me back into your community? Not until you unlock my sweet bass joke thread. I was on a fucking roll. |
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Post by Derek on Jul 2, 2008 8:09:39 GMT -5
Unlocked.
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Post by Mark the Valet on Jul 2, 2008 9:46:00 GMT -5
I play bass.
I'm totally awesome.
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Post by Derek on Jul 2, 2008 9:58:46 GMT -5
I play bass. I'm totally awesome. Careful what you speak of that arond here |
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Post by Zig on Jul 2, 2008 12:35:44 GMT -5
I play bass. I'm totally awesome. Does not compute. "Awesome bassist" is an oxymoron. |
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Post by Mark the Valet on Jul 2, 2008 15:41:20 GMT -5
 I'm having a bassgasm. |
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Post by c15kenworthman on Jul 2, 2008 19:15:19 GMT -5
I don't know why this is in the touchy subjects area. Everyone agrees that bass players are stupid and their 'instrument' sucks. I think the funniest part of that statement is that you aren't even smart enough to play this easy as hell instrument. |
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Post by Zig on Jul 2, 2008 19:45:34 GMT -5
I demand that a moderator remove the image of an ugly, talentless "man" molesting a bass guitar. It is extremely offensive and goes against my religious beliefs.
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Post by providencecrow on Jul 2, 2008 20:09:26 GMT -5
I demand that a moderator remove the image of an ugly, talentless man "playing" a bass guitar. It is extremely offensive and goes against my religious beliefs. You screwed up, the quotes go around man. |
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