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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 12, 2011 8:36:13 GMT -5
Sung to the song "Night Train"
Well I'm Big Mac stuffin' one fat mother
Got a dining room table, under my arm
I'm not a lean machine been drinkin' melted ice cream
And a honey bun can make my motor hum
I'm at the Buffet
(and I love that stuff)
I'm at the Buffet
(I can't ever get enough)
I'm at the Buffet
(ready to lay a great big turd)
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Post by Queenie on Oct 12, 2011 8:48:16 GMT -5
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Post by hotzester on Oct 12, 2011 9:57:10 GMT -5
A parody of "Sweet Child O' Mine" -
For me the perfect recipe
Will fill me with several calories
With everything
Piled on and piled high
When pepperoni won't suffice
You also need beans and sausage also some rice
And if it gets too big
I'll eat the other stuff on the side
Whoa oh oh sweet pizza pie
Whoa oh oh oh sweet pizza pie
I won't spend a dime on a stupid lime
'Cause fruit is such a waste
I'd eat my veggies every day
If they were oven baked
'Cause crust is borne of a warm safe place
Where nothing is ever fried
I'll pay for my dinner
Watch me smile
As I take a ridiculous bite
Whoa oh oh sweet pizza pie
Whoa oh oh oh sweet pizza pie
Whoa oh oh sweet pizza pie
Oooh yeah-ah
Oooh Oooh Oooh Oooh sweet pizza pie
Where do I go
Where do I go now
Where do I go
Where do I go
Where do I go now
Where do I go
It's almost
It's al-al-al-al-almost
Lunch ti-i-i-me
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 12, 2011 10:17:07 GMT -5
Very well done HZ!
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Post by Queenie on Oct 12, 2011 10:51:56 GMT -5
 So glad to see you back on the board!!
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Post by aerorick7 on Oct 12, 2011 14:06:00 GMT -5
Parody of Mr. Brownstone:
I get up around seven
Get a donut around nine
And I don’t worry about jogging, no
Cause worrying’s a waste of my…time
Supper usually starts around seven
We get some dessert around nine
Get me a sub about eleven
Grilled chicken philly so fine
We’re been dancing with Mr. Hero
He’s been knocking
He won’t leave me alone
No, no, no, he won’t leave me alone
I used to eat a little but a little wouldn’t do it
So a little got more and more
I just keep trying to get a little bigger
Said a little bigger than before
I used to eat a little but a little wouldn’t do it
So a little got more and more
I just keep trying to get a little bigger
Said a little bigger than before
Now I get hungry about whenever
I used to eat subs some times
But that old man, he’s a hot buttered cheesesteak
Going to scarf him down many times
I used to eat a little but a little wouldn’t do it
So a little got more and more
I just keep trying to get a little bigger
Said a little bigger than before
I used to eat a little but a little wouldn’t do it
So a little got more and more
I just keep trying to get a little bigger
Said a little bigger than before
We’re been dancing with Mr. Hero
He’s been knocking
He won’t leave me alone
No, no, no, he won’t leave me alone
Shoved it the kisser and I shot it out the pisser
And it, it drove me to the porcelain
I should’ve had turkey, said I my toilet’s kinda murky
Said I love that Italian
Yowsa!
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 12, 2011 14:16:36 GMT -5
I used to eat a little but a little wouldn’t do it So a little got more and more I just keep trying to get a little bigger Said a little bigger than before All of it is good but this part is gold! |
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Post by softball009 on Oct 12, 2011 20:06:12 GMT -5
To the tune of Patience
I'm sittin' here on the stairs
'Cause I can't get up to walk
I ate so much for breakfast
I'm stuck here Sometimes my face swells up
You can't even hear what I say
But you know me
There's always room for dessert
Said, cupcakes, I love you
Cheesecakes and pumpkin pies I haven't met a candy bar I ain't ate yet Said, sugar, I love you
On my Frosted Flakes All I really need is more bacon
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Post by potthole on Oct 12, 2011 20:22:12 GMT -5
I've hated Mr. Brownstone ever since that d-bag Virginia Tech shooter used it in a story about killing people, shortly before he went on his rampage.
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Post by hotzester on Oct 14, 2011 11:29:21 GMT -5
Funny, because I originally started with Mr. Brownstone and that same exact line...but then I saw it written on a discussion somewhere else, and opted not to use it. haha It really is brilliant.
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Post by jmtp79 on Oct 16, 2011 10:58:22 GMT -5
Shopping at the Grocery Store (Knocking on Heaven's Door)
Got the urge, the urge to eat
I can't fight it anymore
This chocolate's dark, so dark and sweet
Now I'm shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
Drivin' the electric cart around
'Cause I don't walk much anymore
Buying snickers, almond joys and mounds
Because I'm shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
Shop-shop-shopping at the grocery store
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