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Post by deuchebag on Oct 6, 2008 19:59:40 GMT -5
Pretty easy game. Just add a sentence to the speach. I'll start.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 7, 2008 5:41:46 GMT -5
Pretty easy game. Just add a sentence to the speach. I'll start. ~~ How did you spell speech correctly in the title but not in the body of the message?~~ |
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Post by airhornahole on Oct 7, 2008 8:12:41 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
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Post by Dr. Stupid on Oct 7, 2008 8:59:16 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis. To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 7, 2008 9:04:26 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle.
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Post by Dr. Stupid on Oct 7, 2008 9:09:05 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis. To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possesion of novilty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks. |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 7, 2008 9:21:28 GMT -5
Just a quick note: Instead of using the quote feature for this one just copy and past the text before adding yours. It makes it easier for everyone else.
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Post by Dr. Stupid on Oct 7, 2008 9:25:58 GMT -5
I would love to. My phone does not have copy/paste abilities however. No ctl-c ctl-v for me...
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Post by Philly Mike on Oct 7, 2008 9:28:53 GMT -5
I would love to. My phone does not have copy/paste abilities however. No ctl-c ctl-v for me... then just get rid of everything in between the [ and the ] it would almost act as a copy and paste for you when you click quote on with the game Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis. To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks. There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Oct 7, 2008 9:35:48 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery.
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Post by Philly Mike on Oct 7, 2008 11:29:11 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 7, 2008 12:41:37 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed.
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Post by Philly Mike on Oct 7, 2008 12:52:12 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course.
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Post by Queenie on Oct 7, 2008 13:00:45 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers."
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Post by Fistor on Oct 7, 2008 15:44:08 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 8, 2008 4:53:20 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation.
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Post by Queenie on Oct 8, 2008 9:08:01 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts.
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Post by deuchebag on Oct 9, 2008 0:11:25 GMT -5
[ ~~ How did you spell speech correctly in the title but not in the body of the message?~~ |
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Post by deuchebag on Oct 9, 2008 0:15:39 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 13, 2008 6:42:06 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.
I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear
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Post by Fistor on Oct 13, 2008 12:16:43 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.
I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear burkas.
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 14, 2008 13:04:52 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.
I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear burkas....so long as they are nude underneath.
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Post by FUCKTARD ! on Oct 15, 2008 8:53:32 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to thank you for coming out today to witness this historic event. In the world that we live in, now more than ever we must come together as a nation and combat the increasing number of fuktards we now have to deal with on a daily basis.
To address this new threat, we, as Americans, must stand together against this new evil. The first step in this is to suspend the driving privileges and neuter those who put bulls balls on any vehicle. Second, all people found in possession of novelty t-shirts will be forced to wear nothing but burlap sacks.
There are plenty of examples of douchebaggary out there, but we must be swift and powerful with our action against this axis of stupidity. Douchebaggery is easy to identify but difficult to halt. It has a stinging scent as that of Axe on frat boys, which in and of itself, is a key giveaway to douchebaggery. This type of stupidity did not manifest overnight, I hold firm to my belief that these acts of negligence of the brain have been brought forth by a radio show known as Bob and Tom.
The third prong of our multi pronged approach will be the elimination of Mingerism. Fat, ignorant, illiterate people will be surgically castrated and no longer allowed to breed. This is no easy task, there will be challenges, but we have to stay the course. We will retain the services of experts in mingerism, such as Free Beer and Hot Wings, to assist us in locating and handling Project Extinction of Mingers.
I'm a little teapot: I am short, but I am also stout. I boast of my stoutness not as a metaphor for me alone, but for us as a nation. A nation that is short on stoutness, in Congress and in the Courts. We, as US Americans, will only prevail once we realize, and overcome this growing concern.
I would also like to take this time to add that there will now be a national dress code. Women aged 18-25 who are generally considered attractive will be required to wear burkas....so long as they are nude underneath.
Next we will address the issue of freedom, most of you have too much of it and don't know what to do with it anyway, so we will be cutting personal freedom by 50%
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