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Post by burnking on Oct 28, 2008 6:52:07 GMT -5
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Post by Fistor on Oct 28, 2008 7:40:23 GMT -5
You know what they say, if you can pinch a half a football field or so, it's time to hit the treadmill.
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Post by Rock Monster on Oct 28, 2008 8:53:14 GMT -5
When breast self-examinations are no longer necessary.
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Post by Queenie on Oct 28, 2008 9:05:17 GMT -5
[fat bastard drop]Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.[/fat bastard drop]
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Post by airhornahole on Oct 28, 2008 9:27:47 GMT -5
I knew I put this shirt somewhere. Been looking all day and what do you know, it was under my moob the whole time. That's always the last place you look.
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Post by landmammaldolphin on Oct 28, 2008 10:41:50 GMT -5
There's a Cheetoh on my nipple, so yummy, so yummy.
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 28, 2008 12:50:17 GMT -5
[adam sandler drop] I like the stairs! They're Funnnn!... Oh Fatty McGee, You're the fattest![/adam sandler drop]
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 28, 2008 12:50:41 GMT -5
Just throw some flour on it and Eff the wet spot!
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 28, 2008 12:51:19 GMT -5
I've been curing some beef jerky under here for a couple of weeks. Could you grab it for me? I need a snack.....
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Post by fetusfacedwindbag on Oct 28, 2008 12:52:52 GMT -5
Fatty McGee cleans his room very similarly to the other kids, but instead of sweeping everything under the rug or cramming things under his bed, he just hides it all on his person. Look at his flawless technique.
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Post by landmammaldolphin on Oct 28, 2008 13:00:20 GMT -5
My milk shake tastes better than yours!
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Post by jaydethespaz on Oct 28, 2008 22:38:16 GMT -5
Honey I found the remote!
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