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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jun 29, 2010 13:39:40 GMT -5
Yes, show code applies. Spill it.
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Post by Rebel on Jun 29, 2010 15:12:30 GMT -5
Yes, show code applies. Spill it. The page from that book reminds me of an, um, incident from when I was a kid. Really...I have to do this? Alright, here goes: WhenIwasakidItookapieceofgum(afterIhadchewedit)andshoveditupmynose.ItwentsofarupthatwhenItriedtodigitoutIjustkeptpushingitupfarther.SomehowImanagedtopushitintomysinuscavity.IfIpressedmyfingeragainstmycheek,justbelowmyeye,Icouldfeelitsittinginthere.Idon'trememberhowoldIwas,butitwasolderthantheapparenttargetaudienceofthatbook.CertainlyoldenoughtobetooembarrassedbywhatIhaddonetotellanyoneandgethelp.IwasterrifiedthatitwouldbestuckinthereforeverbutIrefusedtoaskmyparentsoranyoneelsetohelpme.Iwalkedaroundforthreedayswiththatgumstuckinsidemyfaceuntilitfinallyworkeditselfout.Crap.  |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jun 29, 2010 15:15:28 GMT -5
HA HA HA!
That had to be so uncomfortable.
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Post by Rebel on Jun 29, 2010 15:57:04 GMT -5
HA HA HA! That had to be so uncomfortable. It's more uncomfortable now knowing I was such a little window licker. I have never told anyone about that and I had blocked it out of my memory...until I read the admonishment that "the holes in your nose are not pockets." At least it wasn't a rubber (WTF?)! |
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Post by Rebel on Jun 29, 2010 17:26:09 GMT -5
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Post by potthole on Jun 29, 2010 19:41:55 GMT -5
Rebel, that story caused me to yell out in horror. Here's my stuff up the nose story...
When I was little, maybe three, I came into a room and my nose was bleeding a little bit. My parents saw this and were a little worried. They asked me all sorts of questions, trying to find out why it was bleeding. Did I fall and hit my face? Had I been picking it?
After asking a few questions they just couldn't figure out why in the world my nose was bleeding. Finally, I broke my silence. "Might be a Cheerio up my nose," I remarked. Sure enough, there was. My parents grabbed a flashlight and looked up my nose, and shoved way in there, there was a Cheerio. They wound up having to use some hemostats to get it out.
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Post by Queenie on Jun 30, 2010 8:56:17 GMT -5
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Post by mainerliser on Jul 1, 2010 8:28:47 GMT -5
Hey!!! Woot! was acquired by Amazon!! I know there was a Woot! thread at one time and a large Woot! fan base on the board......did a search and can't find it! But, anyway, I thought that this was interesting! www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnCHCcveteA |
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Post by airhornahole on Jul 1, 2010 11:54:11 GMT -5
Catching up.
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Post by Queenie on Jul 1, 2010 12:23:39 GMT -5
Welcome back!!!!! How are things in your world?? |
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Post by airhornahole on Jul 1, 2010 13:57:27 GMT -5
Welcome back!!!!! How are things in your world?? Getting better. Yours? |
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Post by potthole on Jul 1, 2010 20:19:52 GMT -5
...thinking that Friday is going to be a long day at work.
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Post by Queenie on Jul 2, 2010 8:09:58 GMT -5
...thinking that Friday is going to be a long day at work. NO NO NO!! Think positive . . . it's gonna be like a half-day! |
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Post by potthole on Jul 2, 2010 11:18:10 GMT -5
NO NO NO!! Think positive . . . it's gonna be like a half-day! If only. The time passes very slowly when the rest of the office is a ghost town. |
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Post by Jiggy on Jul 2, 2010 11:37:50 GMT -5
Saweet! I thought I had to work tommorow but I don't. Helloooo 3 day weekend.
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Post by Opus on Jul 6, 2010 13:11:41 GMT -5
I just farted. Thought you'd like to know.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jul 6, 2010 15:09:05 GMT -5
Did you light it?
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Post by zdunklee on Jul 6, 2010 16:05:17 GMT -5
Wondering if this would be any good...I love bacon and I love popcorn...hmmm www.baconpop.com/ |
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Post by potthole on Jul 6, 2010 16:22:23 GMT -5
World Market has these chocolate bars with little bacon flecks in it. I got one for Christmas this past December and it was surprisingly good.
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Post by zdunklee on Jul 6, 2010 20:02:48 GMT -5
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Post by potthole on Jul 12, 2010 16:58:54 GMT -5
...Needing to thank Arbitron for the $5 they sent me along with a request to do a radio journal. That's going to buy my beer tonight.
I went online and filled out the info to get the journal. Anybody know how much they pay for a completed/returned one?
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Post by potthole on Jul 13, 2010 11:04:32 GMT -5
Went to ten cent hot dog night. I ate nine. Behold, the power!
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Post by gutterboy on Jul 15, 2010 13:54:23 GMT -5
holding in a diarhea shit because there is no TP in the bathroom.  |
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Post by Fistor on Jul 15, 2010 14:00:57 GMT -5
holding in a diarhea shit because there is no TP in the bathroom. No easy task. Can you crack walnuts with your asscheeks or something? |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jul 15, 2010 14:03:47 GMT -5
That's one advantage that old dudes have: they can stuff their saggy balls up their ass to plug the diarrhea.
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Post by gutterboy on Jul 15, 2010 14:06:29 GMT -5
That's one advantage that old dudes have: they can stuff their saggy balls up their ass to plug the diarrhea. You have no idea. If it's really hot out I have to sling my balls over my shoulder. |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Jul 15, 2010 14:10:20 GMT -5
That's one advantage that old dudes have: they can stuff their saggy balls up their ass to plug the diarrhea. You have no idea. If it's really hot out I have to sling my balls over my shoulder. I'll bet your chiropractor loves you. |
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Post by Fistor on Jul 15, 2010 14:13:39 GMT -5
That's one advantage that old dudes have: they can stuff their saggy balls up their ass to plug the diarrhea. You have no idea. If it's really hot out I have to sling my balls over my shoulder. And then they hit me in the face. |
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Post by Jo on Jul 15, 2010 15:15:13 GMT -5
coming to the conclusion that the original power rangers theme song is the greatest tv theme song OF ALL TIME.
those riffs....bitchin'.
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Post by Jiggy on Jul 17, 2010 20:00:42 GMT -5
Going to see if my bro wants to go see "Inception". If not I'm going alone. I will see this damn movie!
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