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Post by Dino on Aug 8, 2011 12:17:20 GMT -5
Seeing as how I can produce no breast milk my sleep has been quite good. My wife on the other hand....not so much. Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?If you really loved your wife, you would buy one of those breast simulators just like Jack Byrnes used. The woman carried your child for 9 months. How about stepping up to the plate and doing your part pal? orucanjusttellmetofuckoff I had to put up with her for 9 months while carrying our child.....my part done! I'd be more than happy to help if you can convince her to pump this early! bythewayiamcompletelyF'nkiddingaboutputtingupwithherfor9months.shewasacompleteandawesometrooperthatcomplainedlittlethewholetime.iamveryblessedtohavesuchanawesomewife |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 8, 2011 12:20:09 GMT -5
Just remember this: it's only one at a time. This is why your sleep is good.  |
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Post by Dino on Aug 8, 2011 12:27:21 GMT -5
Just remember this: it's only one at a time. This is why your sleep is good. Late Friday night when he was eating every hour I had a flash of fear roll over me when I wondered what it would be like having 2, or 3 or more. |
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 8, 2011 12:49:27 GMT -5
Just remember this: it's only one at a time. This is why your sleep is good. Late Friday night when he was eating every hour I had a flash of fear roll over me when I wondered what it would be like having 2, or 3 or more. I have a neighbor with triplets. I have no idea how they did it. I know what it was like with twins. Although they payoff is awesome now, those first 18 months were a nightmare. |
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Post by Rebel on Aug 8, 2011 17:36:09 GMT -5
Congrats, Dino!  |
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Post by Dino on Aug 8, 2011 20:01:38 GMT -5
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Post by zdunklee on Aug 9, 2011 23:35:17 GMT -5
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 10, 2011 7:13:57 GMT -5
I'll have to do it when I get home, but I will do it. Unless the picture sucks.
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Post by Jiggy on Aug 10, 2011 8:35:56 GMT -5
Man I wanted to Like some of those hot chicks. Well...because their hot. You owe me... |
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Post by zdunklee on Aug 11, 2011 8:18:18 GMT -5
Haha, yea I have to pull out all the stops...some hot chick will mist likely win it with a bad photo...
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Post by zdunklee on Aug 17, 2011 14:25:30 GMT -5
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Post by potthole on Aug 17, 2011 18:05:45 GMT -5
Now GR just needs national publications to quit bagging on it. Sports Business Journal ranked minor league sports cities, and in terms of other Michigan cities, Grand Rapids fell behind Kalamazoo, Traverse City, Lansing, Midland and Saginaw. Really? Lansing is the only city I could realistically see ranking ahead of Grand Rapids, and that's due to the MSU ties. Although if you really want to nit-pick, this was ranking minor league sports, not college sports. Big reason why appears to be the fact the Rampage folded up shop. That's bull. Arena Football League goes broke and calls it quits. Year later new people buy the league name out of bankruptcy court and start a new league bearing the old name. Rampage ownership doesn't like the way this new league is built, doesn't like any other options out there, decides they're tired of bleeding money, and pull the plug. I'm fine with Grand Rapids not ranking super high nationally, but come on, they have got to be near the top in the state. |
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Post by zdunklee on Aug 17, 2011 21:54:32 GMT -5
Now GR just needs national publications to quit bagging on it. Sports Business Journal ranked minor league sports cities, and in terms of other Michigan cities, Grand Rapids fell behind Kalamazoo, Traverse City, Lansing, Midland and Saginaw. Really? Lansing is the only city I could realistically see ranking ahead of Grand Rapids, and that's due to the MSU ties. Although if you really want to nit-pick, this was ranking minor league sports, not college sports. Big reason why appears to be the fact the Rampage folded up shop. That's bull. Arena Football League goes broke and calls it quits. Year later new people buy the league name out of bankruptcy court and start a new league bearing the old name. Rampage ownership doesn't like the way this new league is built, doesn't like any other options out there, decides they're tired of bleeding money, and pull the plug. I'm fine with Grand Rapids not ranking super high nationally, but come on, they have got to be near the top in the state. I'd like them to name another city with teams affiliated with both the Tigers and Wings in Michigan. Yea the rampage died, but that was because arena football only cost money and never really made any profit ever. Also what other city do the Pistons play a pre-season game in? I think the answer is none? |
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Post by potthole on Aug 18, 2011 17:41:43 GMT -5
Headed down to Auburn, AL this October! Going to get a taste of SEC football, watching Ole Miss take on Auburn! I'd like them to name another city with teams affiliated with both the Tigers and Wings in Michigan. Yea the rampage died, but that was because arena football only cost money and never really made any profit ever. Also what other city do the Pistons play a pre-season game in? I think the answer is none? Bingo! Wings have their pre-season training camp in Traverse City, but that's it. |
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Post by Jiggy on Aug 19, 2011 11:20:26 GMT -5
Headed down to Auburn, AL this October! Going to get a taste of SEC football, watching Ole Miss take on Auburn!. I remember the first time my wife watched the Razorbacks play Ole Miss she kept saying Olay Miss. I waited a couple qtrs before I corrected her. She still gets embarrassed when I bring it up. |
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Post by potthole on Aug 20, 2011 9:13:31 GMT -5
I remember the first time my wife watched the Razorbacks play Ole Miss she kept saying Olay Miss. I waited a couple qtrs before I corrected her. She still gets embarrassed when I bring it up. I'll have to see if my wife slaughters the name at all. |
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Post by Jiggy on Aug 31, 2011 11:14:59 GMT -5
Taking a nap then I'm headed your way West Michigan. Staying till Sunday. Haven't been that way in two years.
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Post by The Biff Lebowski on Aug 31, 2011 12:27:40 GMT -5
Awesome! Job hunting?
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Post by Jiggy on Aug 31, 2011 17:07:59 GMT -5
No. We've decided to wait on moving up there until things can get a little more stable. It seems to be working for us here for now so we might stay at least a few more years. We're going up there to move my in laws down here. They've had a few major life changes in the last year and they are ready to cut ties with Michigan for the time being. My father in law is upper 50's and has only lived in 2 houses his entire life (both on the same block too). Needless to say he's kind of nervous. |
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Post by Queenie on Sept 1, 2011 9:24:14 GMT -5
I'm wondering if I will embarrass myself at tomorrow nights football game like I did last Friday. So here's the story. We are a cheering crowd because I believe cheering helps motivate our team and we need motivation. ANYWAY, on the first kickoff by the other team, they on-side kicked. And they kept doing this throughout the game. They were beating us 31-14 and did it again late in the 4th quarter. I had a thought in my mind that slipped out of my mouth in a very loud fashion. At the last kickoff, I screamed "YOU PUSSIES" and my daughter (who is a cheerleader) turned and around and screamed "MOMMA" then everybody in the stands around me just turned and stared at me. In my defense, they were being pussies, but it is not like me at all to scream something like that. We are playing my Alma Mater tomorrow night. Hell, I probably won't get to watch much of the game for catching up with old friends, so maybe i'll be safe!!
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Post by Sunshyne on Sept 1, 2011 11:31:30 GMT -5
I need to tell your daughter to have a bar of soap to keep on hand. Potty mouth.  |
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Post by zdunklee on Sept 1, 2011 20:41:51 GMT -5
Is it wrong of me to think that the woman I have been hanging out with should have been straight up with me about what she wanted? Yet somehow I'm the one who wasn't the adult about the whole situation?
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Post by Rebel on Sept 2, 2011 6:44:23 GMT -5
At the last kickoff, I screamed "YOU PUSSIES" and my daughter (who is a cheerleader) turned and around and screamed "MOMMA" then everybody in the stands around me just turned and stared at me.  To borrow from Eric Zane, That is sweet!! |
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Post by Rebel on Sept 2, 2011 6:46:47 GMT -5
Is it wrong of me to think that the woman I have been hanging out with should have been straight up with me about what she wanted? Yet somehow I'm the one who wasn't the adult about the whole situation? How random and vague. But there is enough here to make a judgement, if one parses the key words: wrong, think, woman, should have Yes. You are wrong. --Doctor Sex |
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Post by Queenie on Sept 2, 2011 8:49:56 GMT -5
Is it wrong of me to think that the woman I have been hanging out with should have been straight up with me about what she wanted? Yet somehow I'm the one who wasn't the adult about the whole situation? Oh, you mean anal?? |
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Post by Dino on Sept 2, 2011 10:44:35 GMT -5
Is it wrong of me to think that the woman I have been hanging out with should have been straight up with me about what she wanted? Yet somehow I'm the one who wasn't the adult about the whole situation? You picked probably the worst place for advice that you could. Since you were wrong to think that this would be a good place to get an opinion, I can only assume you were wrong in your situation referenced above. |
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Post by zdunklee on Sept 2, 2011 14:23:38 GMT -5
I wasn't looking for advice...it was my random thought at the moment.
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Post by Queenie on Sept 2, 2011 14:52:06 GMT -5
I wasn't looking for advice...it was my random thought at the moment. The placement of a question mark at the end of any sentence opens you up a flood of good and/or bad advice whether that was your intent or not! On a more serious note, I'm sorry you're dealing with some stupid bitch that can make her mind up about what or who she wants. <3 Mom |
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Post by zdunklee on Sept 2, 2011 19:08:21 GMT -5
I wasn't looking for advice...it was my random thought at the moment. The placement of a question mark at the end of any sentence opens you up a flood of good and/or bad advice whether that was your intent or not! On a more serious note, I'm sorry you're dealing with some stupid bitch that can make her mind up about what or who she wants. <3 Mom Worst thing is she's almost your age too Q... Yup, I said it  |
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Post by dingdongyo on Sept 2, 2011 19:15:17 GMT -5
the plural of "fish" should be "feesh".
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Gun Totin' Mama!
